#momfail

[theawesomebj]

Me: I’ll get the mini ice cream sandwiches, they have fewer calories

Also me: eats three of them at a time

[spartanswiftie]

‪So I let my girls watch Miss Americana tonight and I was tentative only due to some of the language, sure enough the scene at the Kanye concert comes and “F*ck Taylor Swift” comes on the screen and my 7 yo immediately says “Mom what does f*ck mean?” 🤦‍♀️😂@taylornation @taylorswift

[esthete-god]

Why tf my mom keeps asking personal questions to strangers like plumbers, electricians who come to our house to fix stuff. Who cares if the plumber has a girlfriend!!#??

[scramblingthroughlife]

So, my family and I were stuck in our car for nearly 3 hours due to the heavy downpour and consequent flooding on the roads. Naturally, everyone was annoyed asf. No one was talking at all when suddenly my mom- who's hella frustrated -yells, "WE'RE FUCKED!" and IMMEDIATELY THE NEXT SECOND she started HUMMING a song with a smile on her face and if that isn't an accurate representation of how I approach college life then idrk what describes it best. I feel this in my bones.

[snaccat]

Throwback to the kitten days....

[redefiningthirtysomething]

Total mom fail yesterday, Bella and I were taking snapchat pictures with the cute filters, well there was one where she looked really cute. So I uploaded it on my Instagram without really thinking it through. My sister called me so upset asking why I posted that picture of bella. I was confused and i was like well she looks really cute. The said she thought bella looked a lot older and her top almost makes her look naked. I went back to take another look and yes, she was absolutely right, she looked like a teen and not 9 years old. I immediately removed it and I felt so bad for putting my daughter out there like that. I didnt even ask her, which I normally do. I was almost nauseous. I told my sister that I'm glad she's looking out for her and I was just awful, but she told me not to feel bad it was innocent on my part, which it was.

We have to look out for our girls, in a few years when she's older she might get upset with me for posting pictures like that without asking her. I respect my daughters and I feel bad, it wasn't that it was a trashy picture but she just didnt look 9 and her top was spaghetti strap, but her hair covered the strap making her look like she wasnt wearing a top.

Mom fail for me of 2019. 🤦‍♀️

[geknee-in-a-bottle]

Busted Lip Oops

So I got a busted lip thanks to my child giving me an open mouth kiss and slipped while doing it yay motherhood!

[thepearlmans]

5 year old gan birthday party