#mommakirschtein

[jean-kirschtein-rants]

I’M THE KINDA GUY THAT LIKES TO SNOOP AROUND FOR MY PRESENTS, SO IN ORDER TO KEEP TABS ON ME AT ALL TIMES, MY MOM HAS ATTACHED A STRING OF BELLS TO MY BELT.

HOW CAN ANYONE TAKE ME SERIOUSLY IF ALL I DO IS JINGLE?!

[likeahbraus]

I Reached 700!!!

I have to say I never thought this was going to happen! I never expected to reach past 40 honestly!  There are a few people who deserve to be thanked! Under the cut, it's going to be long!

Okay, first off I have to shout out to @jean-kirschtein-rants without you and our banter I would have never gained traction! I know we started actually talking during a messy situation in my life and I am still thankful. I know I don’t message you as much anymore and that is completely my fault... I am so lazy and always feel like I am a bother because you are too cool for me! You are one of my favorite blogs and I will go down saying that! I love you, and I love Jean. Thank you so much for being so awesome! Thank you for all the silly banter and the wonderful threads! Without you, Likeahbraus wouldn’t exist! Thank you for being you, stay excellent!  

Next up @ackerme let's be honest without you Likeahbraus would have been deleted in April! I literally talk to you every single day and I love it! I mean the conversations typically end in up saying weird words or calling each other names. I love that I can be completely myself when I talk to you and send you random shots of our favorite SNK boys and girls. I still want to go to a concert with you because it sounds like fun. I wish you were more active but your life is busy so no harm.  I am still waiting for my care package! But you are so wonderful I love you waifu, stay amazing!

Next in line: shout out to @timid-warrior I’ve known you the shortest and our first interaction I accused Bertholdt of licking Reiner no regret! I talk to you almost daily and I always laugh my ass off or get emotional.  You are sick and twisted but wonderful I literally drop everything to answer you. I love taking headcanons with you no matter how it ends up.  I love talking to you in general, I love swapping theories with you.  You are so great I love you and I am glad we started talking! Even though sometimes I feel like I am bothering you. Stay incredible Mom-Dad-Uncle! 

Next up! @annieleonhardy I love you and I hate that you don’t get on more! When you do you always make me laugh though! As per usual I will probably see you on one of your days off (because I know you in real life)

@definitely-not-normal and @levis-buttcheeks my children, but not really. I love you guys even if I want to smack you.  I am glad you two liked my blog so much I am stoked that you adopted me as your Dadmom.  Uhm... Stay wonderful kiddos!

@mommakirschtein I know we haven’t got into really deep meaning conversations I am so stoked you messaged me! You seemed too cool for me, you still do tbh! I love Momma K so much and have completely reworked how I thought about her. Thank you for the lovely fanfic you sent me even if we are going to hell.  Stay excellent!

AND: Thank any and every one of my followers, and all the people I talk to but forgot to tag or don’t feel like we talk enough! (No offense guys) I hope I can keep you entertained I love each and every one of you! 

[shingekiofpositivity-tribute]

Momma Kirschtein

@mommakirschtein is a fantastic and hilarious RP of Jeans mother.  She plays the character amazingly, especially considering we saw very little of her.  In my first 10 minutes on her blog I was in love with how she played the character.  I highly recommend her blog and her posts and threads will not fail to make you laugh!

[jean-kirschtein-rants]

How is your mum doing?

SHE’S DOING GOOD.

IT’S GETTING TO BE THE HOLIDAY SEASON, SO SHE’S BAKING A LOT.

AND GUESS WHO GETS TO SAMPLE EVERYTHING SHE MAKES!

...

THE ANSWER IS ME JUST IN CASE THAT WASN’T CLEAR.

[jean-kirschtein-rants]

MY MOM KEEPS POSTING PICTURES OF ME KISSING A PRETTY BLONDE GIRL AND I’M WONDERING IF SHE’S TRYING TO DROP SOME HINTS?

I MEAN, HEY, SHE’S CUTE. I MIGHT AS WELL ATTEMPT TO PURSUE THIS.

[jean-kirschtein-rants]

I wanna hear more stories about you as a child. I wonder if your mom has any more to tell~

NOPE! NOPE, NOPE!

SHE’S ALL OUT!

SHE DOESN’T HAVE ANYMORE!

NONE AT ALL!

I HAD NO CHILDHOOD!

[jean-kirschtein-rants]

SO SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED THAT MY MOM IS TELLING LOTS OF STORIES FROM MY CHILDHOOD TODAY.

BLESS HER, SHE’S SWEET, BUT SHE HAS A BAD MEMORY.

SO TO HELP ALL OF YOU OUT,

PLEASE REPLACE EVERY CUTE, ENDEARING STORY WITH THE WORDS:

“JEAN WAS A TOTAL BADASS AND TOUGH-ASS KID WHO HAS NEVER HAD A SOFT BONE IN HIS BODY A DAY IN HIS HARDCORE LIFE.” 

GLAD I COULD CLEAR THAT ALL UP FOR YOU.

[jean-kirschtein-rants]

SEEING AS MY MOM KEEPS POSTING PICTURES OF ME IN GLASSES, I ASSUME THIS IS HER WAY OF TELLING ME TO ACTUALLY GO TO MY EYE APPOINTMENT THAT SHE SCHEDULED ME FOR, OH, OVER A YEAR AGO.

WELL I’M NOT GOING!

NO ONE’S ALLOWED TO STARE DEEPLY INTO MY EYES UNLESS IT’S ME GAZING INTO A MIRROR!