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I would love to say this was happenstance; but there is a very large part of me that feels as though she is using the sock as a pillow. She definitely has nosed the blankies and pillows off the couch before. I feel like this is some kind of protest. #momprollems #spoilded #dawgprotest #jesucristo
This message has been brought to you by a dawg who has never met his people. #jesucristo #momprollems #dadtookthis #momsnothome #itstacotuesday #itsahardknocklife
This message has been brought to you by a dawg who has never met his people. #jesucristo #momprollems #dadtookthis #momsnothome #itstacotuesday #itsahardknocklife
Happy National Puppy Day. (I found out four seconds ago.) From Maggie to Ella; I would have no idea what to do without my Kidhood Friend, my Li'l Man, and my Baby Girl. #dawgs #momprollems #fambly #love
Ben: *Bark!* Me: "Are you hollering at me? Do you want me to set on the couch? Is that it?!" Me: *Gets up to use the washroom before moving to the couch* Ben and Ella: *Wait pointedly by the Treat Cupboard* Me: "Oh no, you are not getting a midnight snack!" Ben and Ella: *Face.* Me: "Goddammit." *Hands them each a bone.* "Ugh. Son of a bitch."
dogs: *bark bark baaaaarrrrkkkkkkk* me: "GUYS. THAT WAS THE TV." dogs: *BARK BARK BAAAARRRRKKKKKKK* me: "YOU GUYS SHUT UP THIS PLACE IS LIKE WONKA'S CHOCOLATE FACTORY! NOBODY EVER COMES IN AND NOBODY EVER GOES OUT!" dogs: "..." me: "YOU KNOW I'M A NERD. THAT FACE IS UNNECESSARY." me: "Jesus. If the dogs actually make the "Nerd!" face at me, what do humans do?!" me: "You don't want to know."
okay, so I know you can like teach dawgs things; but the fact that conversations like: Me: Ben. Move. Ben: *Moves to literally the next spot he thinks is out of the way .enough. instead of off the couch like he's supposed to*. happen ALL THE TIME makes me seriously wonder just what in the hell my dawg picks up on. heh. at least he came to me a belcher. i don't care what y'all say. i didn't teach him that shit.
