#monkey-boy

[shortforesmerelda]

10 and 20 w freak for that ask meme? I love u!!!!!

10: Fears or phobias: ooooh Freak has agoraphobia which means that Deke is In Charge of killing any spiders in Waitrose. He almost passed out when Ella and Monkey-boy decided to show him their new friend Mr Sprinkles. Akkie almost passed out as well but not out of fear.

20: What Ifs/Alternate timeline: I HAVE TONS YES THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINNEEE. Au where Freaky-Dekey live in Morrison’s and tag “Morrison’s Rulez” Everywhere and not even the Morrison’s crew can stand the tags. Au where Freak and Deke are The Worst Palace Guards ever and make David’s life unintentionally miserable. What if DEKE AND FREAK LIVEDDD then Akkie wants to get them back for the “Akkie’s a twat” bit and a huge prank war ensues.

AHHHHH ILY 2!!!!!!!!! THANKS FOR THE ASK!!!

[kafeodolca-blog]

Monkey-boy: hacking computers, smoking space weed

[mrshighhorse]

There is an Angel in there somewhere...

My little ‘darling’ stopped napping in the day for about six months (maybe more) now. The past month or so, come afternoon/early evening (especially when I pick him up after work) he’s been vile - smacking me, pinching me, scramming me, kicking me and biting me in a Monty-Python-Killer-Rabbit-esque way.  Well, a very apologetic Mother-in-Law told me he had a twenty minute nap on Tuesday - I didn’t and don’t mind him having a nap, my mindset is, that if his body needs a nap, he needs a nap. Well, what a difference in my child! He was an absolute sweetheart all evening, granted he didn’t go to sleep until later, but he was a joy.  And now we get to this evening. I’m here writing this at 10.45pm, with one very AWAKE little boy - because Daddy cwtshed him to sleep at 4pm. But again, I have an Angel. My little sweetie has made me laugh all night with his cheekiness and has been so lovely and affectionate.  Bring on the naps! 

[mrshighhorse]

Little Sweetheart...

When you ask your little sweetheart if he wants a McDonalds as a treat (seeing as we were getting Daddy a KFC).

Mam: Do you want a McDonalds treat sweetie?

Monkey-Boy: No.

Mam: Really? Do you want a McDonalds or a KFC Baby?

(Thinking maybe he didn't quite hear or understand me)

Monkey-Boy: No.

On the road approaching McDonalds...

Mam: Right, this is your last chance. Do you want a McDonalds? Yes, or no? If you say 'no' now, then that's it, there will be NO McDonalds after I've driven past it. Do you want a McDonalds Ben?

Monkey-Boy: No (whilst shaking his head for good measure).

We drive past McDonalds...

Monkey-Boy: A McDonalds, yes, McDonalds.

Mam: You said 'no', Mam asked you and asked you and you said 'no', so there is NO McDonalds.

Monkey-Boy: Yes McDonalds.

Mam: You can have a KFC with Dad.

Monkey-Boy: No KFC a Dad. A McDonalds.

I drive away from KFC and start to drive to my hubby's office. Monkey-Boy screams and shouts and kicks the back of my seat all the way there. We arrive. I stop the car.

Monkey-Boy: URRRRRRRGGHHHHHHHH! MC-A-DONALDS! MC-A-DONALDS!

Mam: Right that's it - you can get out and stay with Daddy in work now. I've had enough!

Monkey-Boy: No Daddy work. A stay wiv Mam.

I get him out of his car seat, and Uncle Fletch is in Daddy's office.

Mam: Go and tell your Uncle Fletch and Daddy what a horrible Mam you've got.

The little sod goes in the office. Shuts up. Sits on his Dad's lap and is an absolute angel for the entire time we're there. He eats his chicken and some chips with no fuss.

Uncle Fletch: Have you got a nasty Mam Benny Boy?

Monkey-Boy: (Stops eating) Yep.(Starts eating again).

Aww, bless him... Grrr...

[2402trinity2010]

I just ordered a new "Monkey Boy" for Lilly...

It is not that I have given up looking for the one she lost, but if my mum can't find it...I need a back up plan. 

[quotablegary]

"How is London?" she asked, excited and proud her little man was out exploring one the most glamorous and historically compelling capitals of the world. "Oh, London's fine I suppose," I mumbled, perhaps idly twirling the springy phone cord on the old style phone boxes around my neck and hands and then, remembering, bouncing to life and saying, "But when the plane took off I loved it so much I shouted 'WHOO-HOO' really loud and was told to shush by Mr Yates". Oh how proud she must have been then. Her little man, an idiot monkey-boy that shouldn't be allowed outside the house never mind out of the country."

Gary Lightbody recalling telling his mother about one his favorite moments when he was 10

[2402trinity2010]

Monkey boy...

has vanished in thin air again... I can't find him anywhere, and as a result Lilly can't seem to settle in her bed. She is twisting and turning when she should be napping. I hope she sleeps soon...as I am so tired that I might need a little nap myself.

[2402trinity2010]

Monkey-Boy is found...

I have been looking for him for three hours solid...I was starting to get really worried that she might have gotten him out of the house without me noticing.

But just as I was about to give up for today, I found him. He was in the bottom of a big box of Leg/Duplo. 

I am overjoyed...ecstatic to be honest. The selfish part of me just want to wake her up and see the look on her face once she realize that he is "lost no more"!