#freaky-dekey

[the-twisted-kids]

Deke: If I was doing something stupid, you definitely would be involved.

Freak: Yeah, you're damn right I would be. And I would probably be there to make it even stupider.

[the-twisted-kids]

Deke: Freak! You got him!

Freak: When he zigged, I zagged. That’s why they call me the zig-zag. Tell people to start calling me that.

Achilleus: You got it, Zig-Zag!

Freak: That was the adrenaline talking. Please forget I ever said that.

Achilleus: You got it, Zig-Zag!

[shortforesmerelda]

Freak: How dumb do they think we are?

Deke: Sometimes Arran leaves me pictures of food instead of a supplies list.

[shortforesmerelda]

10 and 20 w freak for that ask meme? I love u!!!!!

10: Fears or phobias: ooooh Freak has agoraphobia which means that Deke is In Charge of killing any spiders in Waitrose. He almost passed out when Ella and Monkey-boy decided to show him their new friend Mr Sprinkles. Akkie almost passed out as well but not out of fear.

20: What Ifs/Alternate timeline: I HAVE TONS YES THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINNEEE. Au where Freaky-Dekey live in Morrison’s and tag “Morrison’s Rulez” Everywhere and not even the Morrison’s crew can stand the tags. Au where Freak and Deke are The Worst Palace Guards ever and make David’s life unintentionally miserable. What if DEKE AND FREAK LIVEDDD then Akkie wants to get them back for the “Akkie’s a twat” bit and a huge prank war ensues.

AHHHHH ILY 2!!!!!!!!! THANKS FOR THE ASK!!!

[shortforesmerelda]

Maxie: What do you call sabotage and vandalism?

Freak: A hobby.

Freak: …That I do not engage in.

[marcofelixed]

This is what i live for