Minotaur Starter Pack
Congratulations! If you're emotionally unstable, spatially confused, and built like a tank, you might just be rocking that Minotaur aesthetic.
Essentials:
Horned Headgear: Optional if you were born with horns, mandatory if you just want to vibe.
Permanent Resting Rage Face™: It’s not your fault you look like you want to fistfight the sun.
A Labyrinth You Can't Escape: Whether it's a literal maze or just your own bad life choices, you're stuck in it, buddy.
Unresolved Father Issues: Especially if your “father” is actually some king who really didn’t think through the consequences of messing with gods.
Absurd Upper Body Strength: Good for smashing walls, bad for delicate activities like... making friends.
Personality Traits:
70% Confused
20% Anger Issues
10% Just Wants a Hug But Hasn’t Figured Out How to Ask
Bonus points if you also have anxiety about being perceived in public spaces.
Daily Struggles:
Accidentally intimidating everyone you meet.
Losing at least three arguments per week with inanimate objects (walls, mostly).
Being mythologized as a "monster" when you really just have boundary issues and sensory overload.
Signature Moves:
Dramatic heavy breathing in dark hallways.
Getting irrationally attached to dead-end corridors.
Delivering devastating emotional truths in a low growl before retreating into the maze to cry about it.
TL;DR: If you are just a little too large, a little too misunderstood, and one minor inconvenience away from charging headfirst through a brick wall... Welcome to Minotaur Nation. We meet at the center of the labyrinth. Bring snacks.