"Monsters used to go to war!" "Monsters used to go to war!"
My brother they didn't have a choice.
You thought that shit was voluntary????
You think Kamacuras and Kumonga wanted to go to war at 21 years old???
They had aspirations of being Power Rangers villains.
Now they're on the beaches of Monster Island.
Getting their organs turned into Velveeta.
Have you heard of Hollow Earth??
You're stuck in a trench made of MUD for weeks on end.
Atomic breath inches from your nose.
While an Ultraman the size of a skyscraper nibbles on yo' hamstring.
You're 22 years old, they put your name in a hat.
Just to send you to the harbors of Australia so Godzilla can NON-consensually shove the Sydney Opera House up your butt.
"Monsters don't go to war anymore!"
Maybe that's a good thing...
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