#monsterscreen

[ask-smokescreen]

“Smile for me?” Pharma requests, his own paint desaturated yet fancy, optics nearly lightless, and large fangs peaking out.

Was Smokey another vampire?

Smokescreen is more than happy to grin, baring his fangs. His paint job looks darker, and maybe a bit less saturated, but otherwise very clean. The most obvious issue is his red optics and biolights.

“Wait, you can see me? So I’m not invisible or a ghost! Any idea what I am, then? Or why I’m so... Hungry now?”

[ask-smokescreen]

Vampires could not be seen in mirrors because of the silver. Mirrors are not really backed with silver much anymore.

........... wait, wait, mirrors are made of silver?

I could eat a mirror

I could eat my mirror!

[ask-smokescreen]

SMOKEY LOOK AT ME! I'm a gremlin! Or a goblin. Or a dragon? I thought I was a gargoyle too- I'm a something.

BEE! Bee, you look so good! You look absolutely delicious! Like, I could eat you up!

Can you come closer? I wanna take a better look! Also- also, look at me! I’m a batboy!

[ask-smokescreen]

MA: From now until midnight on the 31st, you’re a monster of the mun’s choosing! Happy Halloween!

YOU GUYS

Come on-- you can let me be me, you know!!

/For now, his sea sluggyness is overwritten by something. Smokescreen isn’t quite sure what it is, at first. He’s still not entirely sure, even when he looks in the mirror, and sees nothing at all. While weird, Smokescreen isn’t sure, and smacks the mirror a few times, as if trying to fix it./

What the frag? Am I just invisible to everyone but me? I can see my servos just fine, and they look normal...

Maybe I should invite some bots over for dinner... See if they can see me!

[ask-smokescreen]

"How did you even manage to get those wings?"~toturnoveranewleaf

I just woke up with them! They’re neat, right? I don’t know if they’re as powerful as yours, but I can hover with them, so that’s cool, right?

[ask-smokescreen]

*throws blood at you*

/He’s trying to catch the blood--/

/And is immediately spitting it out./

I can’t drink this!! This isn’t energon! I have standards, you know. But thanks anyway!

[ask-smokescreen]

-A strange, ghostly cry can be heard over Smokescreen’s comm line, even if he changes, it won’t leave. Weird…-

/Huh? That’s weird... Crying isn’t normal. He doesn’t try to change the commline, but beeps in reaction to the crying./

Hey, are you okay? Do you need anything? I’ve got some energon sweets... Do you want to talk?

[ask-smokescreen]

So, you wanna throw hands, huh? M!A: A good sixty or seventy detached hands from a wide variety of species - including Cybertronian - start pelting Smokescreen out of thin air. Catch!

/Guess what? He’s punching those pumpkins as far as he can!! And when they finally stop coming for him, he stops.../

/... And leans down and counts how many pumpkins fell./