Jan 21, 2019
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“What?” Eve doesn’t seem to understand why he is confused by the sight of her beagle casually walking around the apartment with a tiny crown and fluffy red robe.
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@monstralized liked for a starter.
“What?” Eve doesn’t seem to understand why he is confused by the sight of her beagle casually walking around the apartment with a tiny crown and fluffy red robe.
@monstralized -- LIKED.
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@monstralized -- GREETER.
“Long day?” Romeo asks as he neatly slices the tentacle of an octopus with his knife, making it look easy with despite the tough, resilient skin. He’s not usually talkative at the sushi bar, but he has his days. “Can I get you a drink?”
@monstralized plotted.
On a good night, Jayden was able to pull information from the depths of INTERNET HELL to either blackmail someone for cash or give to someone else for cash. On a bad night, someone did the exact same shit to her. Luckily for her, it was a good night. Maybe too good of a night, because the info she just found on the moderator of the conspiracy theory forum she was lurking in just so happened to be a MURDERER.
‘ ...Allegedly. ’
At least that’s what these old articles said. What better way to find out than actually asking the MURDERER IN QUESTION herself? The up and coming cyberbully finished off the last of her sour patch kids before cracking her laptop open and diving head first into a direct message with this David guy.
NEW MESSAGE FROM v0ided!
v0ided: → so. let’s cut to the chase, shall we? v0ided: → is it tru u killed a guy w/ a crossbow? that’s metal as fuck, bro.
@monstralized 💙'd
"david ! thank fuck you finally answered-- listen, we've got an emergency. you know that girl i've been seeing, breanne?? i'm pretty sure she's a demon, or possessed in some way. you gotta get over here!" the claim would probably have a lot more substance if it wasn't the same exact claim he'd made about the past five girls he's gone out with. even more so if he wasn't fairly drunk (and possibly high) every time he'd come to this conclusion.
@monstralized ♡'d.
❝Look, look!❞ Eve opens up her hands and by doing so she reveals a small, mechanical mouse. ❝Papa made him for me. Isn’t he cute?❞
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❝I can’t believe I’ve never been here.❞ Muses Rosemary with a huge smile as she takes in their surroundings. Dave really picked a special place for the two of them. ❝This is gorgeous, how did you find out about it?❞
‘ i’d like to see you give a live interview under studio fucking lighting, berate the leader of the free world, and not get the fucking flop sweats. ’ it’s on him for replaying his own tapes, though, isn’t it? ‘ --- fuck you, anyway. i wasn’t that bad. ’
@monstralized, sc.