#moochelle

[kaluwa-del-conte]

I couldn’t help myself but think of them shooting dice in a back alleyway 😂

[tao-lay]

OH! they know who killed Moochelle :((((( but it is only available in MS. if anyone has MS can you kindly whisper in my DMs who did it and what was their motive, pretty please? i need closure for my baby girl Moochelle's murder

[jula483]

jiggle jiggle 

[avelindel]

Her name is ✨Moochelle✨

[blu-s0da79]

Ok so here me going on my GMM tangent. One of my favorite series on GMM is Frozen vs Fast vs Fancy Foods where they try different foods from different price points and see how expensive their taste is. On that show there’s this fancy cow in a red dress named Moochelle who dances with Rhett and/or Link whenever they pick the fanciest food. People would alway comment that she’s just Chase in a red dress and cow mask and there was some drama about that but that’s not what I’m here to talk about. Real quick if anyone reading this cares about this series and hasn’t seen the newest episode them major spoilers ahead.

Anyways Moochelle is dead. She got blown up by a stick of dynamite attached to her back. Now when that happened I shit you not I was in shock, on the floor, screaming my ass off. Now before this happened there were other attempts on her life, there was a bear trap, a meat hook, an arrow and other things. Now when this first happened I was kinda confused bc I was like who would want to kill Moochelle and I’m ngl the, I started to enter my detective era. I started coming up with theories of who it could be and why and I think I’ve figured it out.

Ok now we’re getting into my theories so buckle up. So the first person I suspected was Chase because of the accusations of Moochelle just being Chase in a costume. But the more I thought about that the more I realized that doesn’t make sense, why would Chase want to kill Moochelle for people mistaking her for him if anything it would make more sense if Moochelle wanted to kill Chase because of that for “stealing her act.” There was a point where Moochelle literally left because of the accusations. Anyways that theory didn’t make too much sense so I moved on to my next one.

In one of the episodes where Moochelle is attacked, I forgot with what, Link takes it and licks it, because he’s Link, he say “It’s kinda sweet” referring to the weapon and when I heard him say that I shit you not I stood up and yelled “COTTON CANDY RANDY!!!!” When I got that idea I thought it makes perfect sense! Whenever Cotton Candy Randy was on screen interacting with Rhett and Link he wanted, to put it lightly, get their attention. He would also be aggressive toward people who would try to steal that attention, kinda of like Stefon from SNL. So because of this Cotton Candy Randy has much more of a motive to kill Moochelle then Chase.

There is probably more evidence either for or against it and more evidence to come with more episodes but for now that’s where I stand, I think Cotton Candy Randy killed Moochelle. I’m probably not gonna post like this too much bc Ik it’s a lot to read but if I ever enter my detective era again get ready for more long ass tangents like this one.

[link-sans-specs]

Some dancey lil' peekaboos. 🥰

This why I don't cook stuff. I eat the no-nos.

Mythical Society

BTM- Cheap vs. Expensive Products

[katefaith18]

I (clearly) am a Rhett and Link fan, but I DO NOT ship them. If you do ship them please block me. It's weird and rude to ship real people. I will not accept stuff like this on my page or directed towards me.

I'm just using these as examples, I'm not trying to start anything.

[apparentlynotreallyfinnish]

Appa! Please tell me you think there's a "universe" where Rhett, Link and Mooshelle begin a relationship after the little bit in gmm today 😍

Just like Rhett would tell you, there are infinite parallel universes. In one of them, for sure, there is a happy polycule of Rhett, Link, and Moochelle.