#moodooivy

[jessequinnfirstofhername]

I heard crack ships and I was summoned. So I must confess... I'm really weird and I basically ship Vox with everyone. To which includes *Inhale* Vox x Alastor (Mutual or Alastor's pining for him), Valentino, Lucifer, Velvette, Angel Dust, Sir Pentious, Rosie, his assistant, Charlie, Husk, Adam, Niffty, Mimzy, Lute, Baxter, Mammon, Mayberry, Emberlynn, Moxxie, Fizzarolli, Stolas, Stella, Andrealphus, Chazwick, Striker, Blitz, Glitz, Glam, Leviathan, Asmodeus, Verosika, Millie, Vortex, and myself. *Exhale* I think that's everyone. JUDGE ME PRETTY PLEASE :]

Honestly, valid. Vox is Pride's mechanical bull; everyone wants to ride him.

Also, I don't know who half those names are. In light of Prime Video acquiring Helluva Boss, I should probably get around to watching it.

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

I drew this. Thoughts? :3

"Aw, it's so cute! I love Al's little tail wagging! Great job!"

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Alastor, Vox, I mean this in the nicest way possible but, Al, you need to get the hell over yourself, and Vox, you need to grow a damn spine. Alastor, Vox obviously loves you. He's the most egotistical guy here and yet he's willing to let you hurt him without struggle to make you feel better and make a fucking DEAL with you. Do you really think Vox would even consider a deal or selling his soul to you if he didn't care? Vox has already been through double hell enough, he's been drugged, literally assaulted by anons, and has dating VALENTINO. The guy's view on what a healthy relationship is is fucked up enough. Do you really want to be another Valentino to him? I understand that your love is "CoMpLiCaTeD" but this is how you show you actually care about Vox and don't just want to be with him to manipulate him and make a deal. I get it's to "prove his loyalty" but if you love someone you don't trap them. Vox, Vbox, Samsung TV, Television head. I know you love Alastor and being with him has probably been your dream for years but you need to stop being so desperate. I appreciate you want him to be happy and forgive you and that truly is admirable but please don't just let him hurt you! If he truly loves you then he won't make a deal with you to force you into anything. I can't help but notice that you keep falling for people who seem to abuse you (And by keep falling for people I mean 2) and yell at you into going all "I'm sorry I'm all yours, I didn't mean it!" when you dare make a single mistake even on accident (You're not innocent either, don't forget when you yelled at Val for wanting to threesome with not you). You have nothing to prove to Alastor. You were locked in a room, your beds were pushed together and you were half asleep. You have apologized. That's all you can do. *Pats Lucifer's head* Good job being the only reasonable one and not trying to butt in.

"If I didn't care about him, I wouldn't give him this chance."

"I can make my own decisions, thanks."

"I'm kind of stuck behind this wall..."

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Al, bonk Vox with your staff already! Sent him to horny jail.

"It's not his fault."

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

I love how whenever Alastor gets frustrated (Especially when it's about him) with our asks or something Vox is just vibing while watching the show like "Hehe. I'm his weakness.". Vox you cheeky little Xbox you.

"Who, me?"

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Oooh Vaaal, you're in trouble Sick him Vel

"Valentino, what the actual fuck?!"

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Does anyone else agree Alastor is also obsessed with Vox?

"Oh please, it's so obvious! Vox throws his oh-so-predictable 'I'm betta' than you' shit show, and no one woulda' noticed, if Alastor hadn't fuckin' joined in. And it's not like Voxxy is the only one to talk shit about him. He's just the only one tha' gets a reaction. And the real funny thing is, the big, bad Radio Demon isn't even upset, he fuckin' loves it!"

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

I am done! I hope you like it :>

"You perfectly captured how insufferable he is."

"I like that you included his irritated ears. Definitely accurate!"