the signs as shit kt says in group chat
aries: "excuse me" there is no excuse for you
taurus: i could joke about me FUCKIN a banana. But I won't
gemini: i could buy two and use one to shove up my asshole for that price
cancer: mace windu my ass (out a window)
leo: i love everyone more than everyone loves everyone so eat my asshole
virgo: it's time to go to bed and stop being the way that you are
libra: "i'm sure it was very stimulating" much like the penetration
scorpio: THAT WAS A SERIOUS QUESTION. DO BIRDS EVEN HAVE DICKS
saggitarius: i mean, i'm not saying i wouldn't let him do me, i'm just cross-stitching right now
capricorn: [palpatine voice] dew it
aquarius: i don’t joke about space. i take space very seriously.
pisces: Everyone off the bed. Sonic sleeps with me
