Moonfish Taco Bell bead canons (sfw pls)
Absolutely loves Taco Bell
No seriously; it’s pretty much the only thing that he’ll eat aside from human flesh
Because of him, the whole LoV had to stop at Taco Bell before the attack on the training camp, and pretty much everyone was thankful (except for Shiggy, who had to pay) because it was the only thing they had besides concrete and liquor for like three days
He always orders the popcorn chicken from KFC and dips it in the nacho cheese from Taco Bell as a side dish
His main dish is always two orders of the Triple Double Crunchwrap with extra tomatoes
He has to physically restrain himself from eating the cashier because he knows that he needs them in order to get his hands on his tasty, tasty meal
In his straight jacket, instead of taking it in his hands he just grabs his order with his teeth
It has scared many employees, but the ones at his usual Taco Bell are used to it by now