MOONLESS NIGHT
sterek, text fic, 1.3K, S5 (post derek leaving), stiles keeps messaging derek's phone regardless of reciprocation ala bella>alice in new moon, pining (sooo much pining), anti theo raekin.
Friday
oh shit Derek I've just realised I'm Bella swan
7:21
what has become of me smh
7:21
you know I used to be cool, right?
7:22
whatever
7:22
least you get to be Jacob black
7:22
altho yr not here so that doesn't actually make any sense 🤔
7:22
plus Bella is cool actually so ignore me
7:22
oh and I WOULD say that makes you Edward…..but even a 117 yr old emo vampire is no match for your epic levels of brooding 😝
7:22
I know you love it when I cast you in twilight/new moon/eclipse i.e. the only movies in the cinematic twilight saga to truly exist
7:22
anyways I realise yr not getting any of these msgs (hence my Bella status). I just rlly hope yr ok man
7:22
or maybe yr just not reading them? I dunno……which is obvs fine if that is s the case and tbh would probs be for the best anyway what with all the dumb shit I've been sending you
7:23
7:23
altho some of it's not actually dumb and is actually completely awesome bc I'm actually an awesome person!!!!!!!!
18:49
actuallyactuallyactually
18:50
well I'm awesome most of the time
18.50
ok SOME of the time
18.50
jeez don't rush to correct me or anything
18.50
😝😝😝
18:50
but yeah I just. don't have anybody to talk to #tiny violins
23:41
and no not like that. yr not like mr last chance saloon for me or anything
23:41
omg fine I'll say it but do NOT let this go to that pretty wolfy head of yrs.....
23.41
you are always my 1st choice big guy
23:41
yr just not available rn
23:41
again, not like that. i don't mean available as in AVAILABLE. ugh you know what I mean
23:42
I wish you were here
23:42
Saturday
btw I didn't mean in the crappy sentimental put it on a postcard kind of way. more like if I wasn't 💯 positive I'd end up cursed again I would absolutely go on a djinn hunt, find myself a djinn (you know I would), and rub that bitch's lamp so hard I'd get myself arrested under californian penal code 314 of the 1961 Public Lewdness Act
0:12
“but officer! I was only being GENIEal!”
0:12
😂😂😂
0:13
it's at this point in proceedings I'd normally make you ask, sourwolf
0:13
but seeing as nothing round here is normal anymore…..
0:13
STILES STILINSKI'S 3 ZERO DELIBERATION WISHES:
0:13
1) bring back my mom alive and well but ONLY if both my folks get to live happily ever after and pain free until I die as an unnaturally old man (don't you go thinking I haven't read The Monkey's Paw mr/mrs/mx djinn) 2) bring back Hale packs 1.0/2.0 alive and well (see above) and 3) lemme hang with Derek
0:13
and dude you HAVE to appreciate what this means!
0:13
it means I lose out on wishing for my jeep to never ever die which means that I care more about you than I do about her
0:13
omg
0:13
I need to go lie down
0:13
and look I totally get that you don't want to be here sooooo maybe it could just be like a psychic call or some shit. like you wouldn't actually need to physically be around in person or ring me or even technically speak to me bc #telepathy
0:14
idek I'd just rlly love to talk to you rn man
0:14
and this is not the whole You Only Appreciate It When It's Gone thing. I just fucked up by not telling you how much I appreciated you when you were around. didn't rlly think about there being a time when you wouldn't be
0:14
guess I missed my chance
0:14
so there's this fucking guy? a wolf called theo wanting in on the pack and everyone's busy circle jerking over him but for no good reason. like none! nada! naught! zero! zilch!
1.33
even after I pointed out that not only are there no good reasons to keep him around, there are actual actively bad reasons why they shouldn't let him into the inner circle. the guy shouldn't even be allowed in the outer circle dude like the arctic circle wouldn't be far enough away for this fucker he has SO MANY 🚩🚩🚩
1:33
Derek istg the guy isn't just a dick or a shitty person he's like legit evil
1:33
E V I L
1:34
1:34
now i feel guilty for comparing elmo to this fucking psychopath
1:34
sorry elmo
1:34
but ofc no one is listening to Stiles who has only been possessed by an actual fr demon and inherently knows evil when it taps him on the shoulder and says “hey buddy, wanna play?”
1:34
like I know I'm only the puny human with no super powers yada yada but this kind of stuff? THIS i have locked tf down. I may not be able to scent trouble from a literal mile away but I can sure as shit smell it when it smears its stink all over me
1:35
and dude this guy reeks
1:35
and I keep trying to tell the pack. to tell Scott. but they're all just making out like there's something wrong with ME for trying to point out the fox in the hen house?????? especially Scott
1:56
guess he doesn't rlly trust me anymore
1:56
once a fox always a fox, huh?
1:57
but Derek there is something rlly fucking wrong with this guy. istg I KNOW there is
1:57
and I think you'd know it too if you were here. but even if you couldn't see it YOU WOULD BELIEVE ME IF I TOLD YOU NOT TO TRUST HIM
1:57
you always believed me. and always believed in me. I never actually thanked you for any of that
10:01
thanks for always having my bank, man
10:04
*back lol #fork you auto correct
10:04
and for all the times you'd tirelessly work on Roscoe (yes yes yr a werewolf who never tires but you know what I mean). and for the many rides home when she wouldn't play ball with even you. and for always looking out for my dad. and for introducing me to the genius of Astral Weeks which will be the album of all of my summertimes from now until forever. and for just giving a shit. for caring. and fuck me for the frankly disgusting amount of kung pao, egg rolls and seseme toast that you paid for over the years like omfg I must owe you 💲💲💲💲💲💲💲
19:02
shit I think I forgot to eat again
19:02
venmo me some egg rolls?
19:02
🤪
19:02
sorry I was always a such headache for you btw
21:17
and for calling you dude when you hated me calling you dude. which eh I guess comes under the general headache umbrella
21:18
sorry for every time I rubbed you up the wrong way
21:18
istg I never actually PLAN to speak in these wild innuendos
21:18
well maybe sometimes 😉
21:18
but cards on the table?
21:18
i always call you dude bc 1) you told me not to the first time I said it and if somebody wants me not to do something that is the last thing they should say to me (which you had to learn the hard way) and 2) you look cute when yr angry
21:18
😁😁😁
21:18
seriously tho I rlly do wish you were here. but I'm also glad that yr not if it means yr choosing yrself for the first time in what is probably yr entire adult life
0:20
you deserve to be happy Derek
0:21
I just miss you is all
3:14
Sunday
Stiles answer your phone at 10:30pm tonight. It'll be me but the display will say unknown caller.
6:13
And you did not used to be cool.
6:31
ps I believe you.
6:31
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