I wonder if he smiled when he said that
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I wonder if he smiled when he said that
What about Vanoo or Delimoo? (Your headcanons are gold, i love them so much)
Oli, back at it again with the banger ships
Vanoo
-Evan is a jealous motherfucker and will let anyone and everyone know it.
"Moo was my best friend first, you know."
-When Evan's feeling particularly sappy, he'll interrupt Brock in whatever he's doing to give him eskimo kisses
-Nogla's probably their biggest shipper and claimed to have gotten the two together, but Brian vehemently denies the fact and says that he got the two together- in reality, Brock just asked if Evan wanted to go on a coffee date and he said yes
-They definitely live somewhere cold and they 100% cuddle when it snows, and turn off all the lights and light candles around the house
-I like ace Evan, I just think he's neat- and so does Brock, who loves and supports his boyfriend in whatever sexuality he is
-Brock is the only reason Evan hasn't died of malnutrition, and he cooks Evan's favorite foods when he's feeling under the weather
-Brock buys his boyfriend cute hair accessories so he's not always wearing a baseball hat; Evan in a headband is absolutely adorable and Brock gushes over him about the same level as he does a minecraft cat
-They put their minecraft beds together and it shouldn't be as cute as it is but it is that cute
-Evan for sure calls Brock 'babe', and it still makes Moo's heart flutter when he hears it
Delimoo
-DELIRIOUS CALLS BROCK "MOOBEAR" AND THAT IS THAT
-They dress up as Early Bird and Nightowl one year for Halloween, and Delirious decided that they were a superhero duo and got way too excited about it (Brock once again thought it was adorable)
-They take in rescue dogs and pitbulls and love every single one of them
-Jon steals all of Brock's clothes and hoardes them in his office like a squirrel or a ferret.
"Delirious, you have your own clothes"
"But they don't smell like you, Moo"
-Brock tries to teach Jonathan how to ice skate. It's a disaster.
-Brock's the kinda boyfriend to be straight out of a Hallmark movie or a romance novel, and it leaves Jon stuttering and speechless at ever romantic gesture no matter how big or small
-Brock has been deemed general of the 'Delirious Army' and even has a badge (that Nogla of all people drew, poorly at that).
-Jon tells Brock how much he loves him every chance he gets, and texts "I miss you :(" whenever Brock has to go to the store
-They're a breakfast couple even if Delirious isn't awake during breakfast hours, Brock is happy to make him pancakes or waffles at 10pm