#moooommm

[shyung-shoes]

The many faces of Xu Minghao

[kiacii]

@xxmileikaivanaxx

i played too much with the brush QAQ i hope you still like it~ i’m not satisfied with this though i might draw you another one with dad (btw i edited it)

[asktheboywholived]

Walburga: Stop this foolishness, boy! You wouldn't want to relive that last night at the Manor before you went running to those filthy blood traitor Potters now, would you!

Remus: *under his breath* Shit… 

Sirius: *stares* What… what the hell are you doing here?

Walburga: *eyes narrow dangerously* Don’t you speak to me that way boy.   

Sirius: *stares for a moment* *plasters on a sloppy grin* My apologies Burgy… what an unexpected pleasure it is to see you. It’s been a long time…

Sirius: … Definitely not long enough. 

Walburga: *glares furiously* I’m here for your brother, not you. 

Sirius: Oh, of course… Reggie. The royal arse-kisser. 

Remus: *nervously* Sirius, don’t… 

Walburga: Look at you…. drunk… disgraceful… despicable. 

Sirius: That’s a lot of D’s. 

Walburga. *snaps* DISGUSTING! *glares at Remus* 

Walburga: … As the company you keep. 

Sirius: Oh dear… that’s your cue to leave Wally. 

Sirius: I’m not nearly drunk enough to be keeping you company, momsy. How about you hobble along now and go haunt your other son? My repulsive friend and I have some shagging to do. 

Walburga: *chokes*

Remus: *splutters* We what now!?

Sirius: *shrugs* Unless you’d like to stick around. Creepy… but I mean… We all know how much you love that whole “incest” thing… so I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised.

Remus: *dies inside* 

Walburga: *shrieks* YOU WRETCHED LITTLE-

Sirius: *smirks* Bye m-U-m! *slams the door in her livid face* 

[hazelhiggsbury]

i turn my back on you for one minute and now you have a baby at 16 ATONE FOR YOUR SINS

“Oh for Heaven’s-” She covered the baby’s ears.

“IT’S NOT MY BABY! Besides, you saw me like last week!”

[randompandemonium]

posts from my NYC weekend

saved from rotting in my drafts for all eternity

my ideal day would probably consist of hanging out in a museum, seeing a broadway show, and going out for drinks after --- which totally happened <3

every 1 on 1 conversation with my mom that involves wine/alcohol always ends up with her playing the "is my daughter a lesbian" game without her actually asking??? mom pls MOM when i am dating someone i probably won't tell you. 

Mom's thinking of watching The Fall? Okay. And she accidentally saw Gone Girl and hated it and she and my dad still think The Grand Budapest Hotel is boring as hell HOW DO WE SHARE GENES

#1 highlight of the weekend was getting to explain modern art to my engineer father - it was super super fun - we now share a mutual hatred of Duchamp 

i would liked to be buried in head to toe ZARA and then have my wake in the 5th ave. ZARA so I can look fantastic -- i also have to keep explaining to my mom that ZARA is not as inexpensive as it was when it first started out in Spain in the 80s when she was young and spry

i'm going to look great at my interview this week, that's gotta get me some brownie points with these people right... right? 

[petitepasserine]

i wanna read harry popper, where are the books

[bby-blu-eyes]

My mom tried telling me it’s not right to color in my TATTOO with WASHABLE markers….

[skellyskoo]

i really wanna like

curl up on my mom's lap and cuddle with her rn

this movie man