#fiiirestarter

[the-king-of-science]

(whispers) What did one butt cheek say to the other? Together, we can stop this shit.

“.....................”

//turns around, plants face against wall trying not to laugh his ass off//

[the-king-of-science]

"Look, the ugly little gremlin just won't shut up about it. He won't stop calling me 'Mom' either; it just happened and I went with it because this man is a literal child. Just get this over with and come with us, please?"

“He can talk all he wants, I am not going to die of age much less of any sort of possible stress, I have no fear of his babbling mouth and unnecessary need to be the center, it is amusing actually. However, I still have no reason whatsoever to participate of that”

[the-king-of-science]

Aw hell! Why aren't you giving me that good stuff as well?

slowly slides a box filled with the same thing that gave him that high wave.

“...take it.....ugh....I think I’m...going to vomit again”

[throned-shadow-king-blog]

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Send a 👫and I’ll write four headcanons I have about our muse’s relationship

Their relationship is…interesting to say the least. Some days they want to get in each other’s pants and some days they’re at each other’s throats, but most of the time they’re fine with each other.

They view each other as equals which is something doesn’t do much even with other Puppetmasters.

Kaiser usually has to stop himself from calling her “my queen” or “my dear” because he knows how Willow is with those sort of things.

He sometimes sends samples of highly flammable creatures/items/fluids to her to test out. If she likes a particular one enough then he’ll produce more of it.

[wilson-the-scientist]

Tired Dad and the Fire Queen AKA the Angst Couple™

[umbrae-monstrum-blog]

"How are you doing, love? I hope your baby is okay."

“He’s just fine, thank goodness,” she gave the Puppetmaster a soft smile, though it faded not longer after. “I had gotten so defensive so quickly, I’m sorry I lashed out at you like like that. It was uncouth of me.”

[throned-shadow-king-blog]

He just gave a slight shrug and left it at that, grinning.

[throned-shadow-king-blog]

“Mostly likely someone else. I have plenty of survivors who’ll give me their’s.” he said with a smirk, “And besides, I wouldn’t be a very good date if I took it.”