#mooserattler

[beardedmrbean]

Let’s start a campaign to give Elaine that horse. Worth a shot.

She abandoned ship on here 6 years back sadly.

That whole post is wild because there seems to be no way it should have that few notes, my golden potato of luck is less than 1 year old and is closing in on 400,000.

Then there's also this fine gentleman

1.3 million,.

Dante...

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it. If you would like to support me by pur

Current version has links to his stand up comedy, haven't heard it so no opinion of it.

Seems a a nice guy tho.

I'm thinking staff is or was messing with the numbers on the Elaine post, it's legendary and at 10 years old should be over 200,000 notes

[jjflow]

Ladies and gentlemen, Dante, aka @mooserattler, aka The Cheerios Guy...

[kingjaffejoffer]

Yo, have you watched "Running Wild With Bear Grylls" with Marshawn Lynch? Cause this shit is great!

Yeah it was very entertaining. 

The Shaq episode was even better

[kingjaffejoffer]

Yo, do y'all fuck with hot water cornbread out west?

Absolutely. 

I remember like 2 years ago I had to explain to a lot of these uppity niggras around here on Tumblr what hot water cornbread was.

[kingjaffejoffer]

Have you Googled any rappers from Oklahoma to pull out the ">" posts?

Does OKC have any rappers?

[luvlettrz]

I hope the person from the picture holding a family size box of honey nut Cheerios is having a good day

[championofmediocrities]

This is a shout out post

Idk if that's a thing, but anyway, I need everyone to know how sincerely pleasant Dante "Honey Nut" mooserattler is in person. I had the distinct pleasure of hearing his stand up (as well as his wonderfully contagious laughter for his fellow comics :) ) in KC tonight and it was grand. We are talking a super great, funny funny, 10/10 ultimate human.

[thatwarmtoastyfeeling]

Okay though so the Honey Nut Cheerios post I reblogged (like how could I not, for many reasons*), I suggest visiting his blog because honestly what a delightful person? Funny and Polite and Nice. Would recommend to a friend.

(*many reasons include: very polite request, him cute, I’d just posted a pic of me with Cap’n Crunch moments before I saw it on my dash, very photogenic, bees, etc)