margaret absolves you

I'm Margaret and I like math, moths, misandry, the moon, alliteration, and the oxford comma.

[someemochick]

[inima]

certified freak. 5 days a week (im in a union)

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

There could never be enough hostility toward Ronald Reagan.

[reagan-was-a-horrible-president]

1. The Reagan administration’s unbelievable response to the HIV/AIDS epidemic

2. Guatemalan Slaughter Was Part of Reagan’s Hard Line  

3. Ronald Reagan’s shameful legacy: Violence, the homeless, mental illness  

4.  Ronald Reagan’s Dog Whistle Politics

5.  Reagan’s Wish is No Minimum Wage for Youths

(Not a full list by any means, just a few of the reasons Reagan was a horrible president.)

[heylookitsarevolution]

Good thing about Ronald Reagan though, his grave is a gender neutral restroom! Thanks Ron!

[jame7t]

cats are little narcissists because they will see you upset or troubled and they’ll think “you know what would help? a healthy dosage of ME” and they’ll headbutt you and snuggle you.

anyway it DOES work so I can’t fault them

[someoneidontknow]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[defectivealtruist]

[defectivealtruist]

this aged well

[smallgreenhat]

[dangdfeng]

the fact that some painted bats in Thailand naturally come in orange and black Halloween colors makes me so happy you dont understand

the ultimate spook bois 

[cheaphalloweencostume]

youre in her DMs… im in the dragon figurine aisle of the craft store and i dont even know her and im not interested

[poinsciuri]

*rotates you by 90 degrees in the 4th dimension thus causing you to be perpendicular to time as we understand it*

[poinsciuri]

*rotates you again so now youre experiencing time upside down*

[belanekra]

Please stop

[incorrectgreekgods]

the horse really is in the hospital now

[duendealexis]

Wasn’t iCarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the sun and fucking got rest because same

[duendealexis]

I just realized my phone corrected Icarus to iCarly because I type iCarly more than Icarus okay thanks

[phillylesty-deactivated20180912]

I thought this was just a god tier shitpost

[aliaoftheknives]

this was the tiktok witches’ long game, and you laughed. you laughed at their moon ritual. now who’s laughing. 

[dinuguan]

[pepsiprincesa]

im gonna kill myself

[toastradamus-deactivated2022111]

me when I see something sad

[melissamouse]

Me when angels deserve to die

[regularlesbian]

come on

[margbarcis]

this is fucked up 

[ripleyandweeds]

something about this bird just unlocked something insane in scientists’ heads

[regularlesbian]

this is unlocking something insane in my head to be fair