#moreidship

[smartandillmentally]

Derek: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Reid: Thank you

Derek: I didn't say that was a good thing

Reid: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

[smartandillmentally]

Derek: I prevented a murder today.

Reid: Really? How’d you do that?

Derek: self control.

[smartandillmentally]

Spencer Reid : Why do you hang out with me?

Derek Morgan: You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me!

Spencer Reid : …

Spencer Reid : I feel a bit sorry for you.

[smartandillmentally]

Derek: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Reid: Only if you also don't ask why

Reid: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Derek:

Reid:

Derek: This one is fine

[smartandillmentally]

Derek: Violence isn't the answer.

Reid: You’re right.

Derek: *sighs in relief*

Reid: Violence is the question.

Derek: What?

Reid, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

Derek, running after them: NO-

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Derek: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Reid's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...

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Derek: It’s dark in here

Reid: Don’t worry dude I got this

Reid: *Stomps their feet*

Reid: *Skechers light up*

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Derek: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

Reid: Go the fuck to sleep

Derek: What gif I don't want to?

Reid: Fuck you

[smartandillmentally]

Reid: Emily was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Emily: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Reid: Emily, you ate a chair.

[smartandillmentally]

what are some of your head cannons of Reid?