Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:
((i'm gonna base this on preboot jason & reboot roy because those are the incarnations of each that i know best. this is what i'd want jayroy to be but i'm not sure how it'd work out.
who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave
roy. jason's the type of guy who's only reasonable when he's around someone more ridiculous than him.
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex
roy. he doesn't see why it's a problem. "jason, i thought you liked ms. muffin. --where are you going?"
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit
roy. he does embarrassing shit every damn day, and jason considers it his sworn duty to record the best moments. roy doesn't really mind though. yolo. (cue jason shoving him because that's his line, dammit.)
who breaks the most phones
roy. "you just got this one last week oh my god i thought you were good with technology."
jason. he's more reckless and aggressively self-destructive. i doubt he'll make it to 30yo tbh.
which one I could see as being lactose intolerant
roy. i can never imagine jason as lactose intolerant because of his love of ice cream and the price of lactaid. so, poor roy, i guess!
who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t
roy. mostly trivial things, but he also has this misconception that he's good at small talk.
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed
roy. just for a few minutes though while jason tries to make sense of why roy's there in the first place if he's capable of saying/doing that really stupid thing.
who uses the computer most
it depends on what they're dealing with at the time. roy's better with advanced tech, but jason's a better detective. roy's the best at finding the stupidest youtube videos to show jason though.))