Boris
general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
a Very Good Boy whom I Love and Cherish
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
no thanks, I’m not that much of a furry
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
“Loyal, kind and patient” seems to fit him p well so...Huffpuff it is!
best quality: The first character we met face to face who didn’t immediately try to murder Henry, just let him crash at his place n play cards n hang out in exchange for doing the cooking every so often.
worst quality: being a coward the way he ended up.. not really Doing Anything for most of Ch 3?? Aside from opening the door to Heavenly Toys and then getting us the Gent pipe + unlocking the door to K...Then he went n parked his butt in the lift for the rest of the chapter.
(Also how his death has basically no impact on the story and is never acknowledged again...)
ship them with: nobody, really...maybe a big ol Dagwood style sandwich with all the trimmings jdhxshshsj
brotp them with: Bendy! I still love looking back on the early days of the fandom, way before his characterization in the cartoon shorts, when everybody drew him and Bendy as Best Buddies / friendly "rivals" and it was honestly the cutest thing?
needs to stay away from: Malice, for obvious reasons
misc. thoughts: ...I like to think his ears are rly soft n floppy like a Labrador’s....
(Send me a character!)
