#moriarty replies

[consulting-criminal]

John is playing hard to get, isn’t he. I think he has such a huge secret crush on you.

@consultjohnwatson what is this? I put you in a Semtex vest. I hope this isn’t true. However, if it is, I’m flattered.

[consulting-criminal]

if you're not gay how did you know all about that underwear thing when you were disguised as the IT guy??? do straight cis men actually just..... keep up with gay underwear trends?? am i missing something

i’m a criminal mastermind, i know most stuff.

i was trying to trick @consult-sherlockholmes, which is clearly, ahem, gay.

he was the one to notice.

[consulting-criminal]

Jim. I missed you!

Eurus! Whatever crimes we’re gonna commit, I already know it’s going to be awesome!

[consulting-criminal]

Queen, you do know that Eurus left tumblr, don't you? Hmm?

She did, didn’t she?

[consulting-criminal]

Your a bottom :D

You’re*

[consulting-criminal]

We miss you James

Jim.

Why?

[consulting-criminal]

You should text @consult-sherlockholmes the details of your next plan 2mins before all hell will break lose and watch him despair as he can do nothing to prevent it. :)

Lovely idea.

[consulting-criminal]

Your henchmen @colonel-stripes aka Sebastian Moran shot the wrong person and that wrong person is me, you're paying for the hospital bills Mr Moriarty

Not again, Seb. Jesus. Sorry, that happens. He might have done it on purpose. He’s changeable too.