#watson?

[consulting-criminal]

John is playing hard to get, isn’t he. I think he has such a huge secret crush on you.

@consultjohnwatson what is this? I put you in a Semtex vest. I hope this isn’t true. However, if it is, I’m flattered.

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[pheliosta]

Mayuzumi/Fem!Izuki

To be completely honest, Mayuzumi never understands Izuki ’s hobbies. Her puns are one of them, not that he’ll ever mentions it. But only Izuki can sit in one place for hours and talks to eagles.

He means, talking to eagles, literally.

"Ah, you ask about him?" Are they talking about him? "I don't want to interrupt his reading. No, he isn't my boyfriend, what.... You want to know him?" 

And now, she is trying to make him talk to one of her eagles. 

“Now, Watson.” He will never let her read Detective Conan again. “It’s Mayuzumi-san. Mayuzumi-san, it’s Watson, the Harpy Eagle that I’ve been telling him about. Say ‘hello’ to him.”

“What?” said Mayuzumi.

“Don’t be like that, Mayuzumean-san. I said ‘hello’ to him, you say ‘hello’ to him.”

Is that eagle glaring at him? Watson nudges Izuki’s chin affectionately and she starts saying about how cute he is. (and how mean Mayuzumi's being.)

Sure, eagles that kill their pray with deadly accuracy are very cute, indeed.

“I’m not saying hello to an eagle.”

“You will.” She says, pointedly looks at Watson’s claw.

Mayuzumi says hello to Watson.

[old-hyrule-kingdom]

i love when there's a funny/amazing picture or video and someone always comments "everyone go home"

this is tumblr, it'd be better if you said "everyone go outside"

[casthedumbass]

So today I was in class and this guy I kinda like tried to take my plot lining book (like everyone tries to do ALL THE TIME) and I told him not to look in it and he was all like "why?" and considering the fact that I sort of like him I answered honestly "Because I plot line in there and I sound like a maniac" and he asked "fanfiction?" and I said "yes" and he asked "what for?" and I said "The Hunger Games" and he wasn't weirded out by it at all.

So then I forgot about it until now, so I'm only just posting my feels in run on format. 

[casthedumbass]

Do you ever get the undeniable desire to talk to your friends for hours about your crush and then you finally sit down with them and they ask you "Hey, do you like anyone" and you're like "no"? 

[casthedumbass]

Facebook stalking the guy I like. What else it that website even for? I can't get over how pretty he is. Like, he fits the Misha-type, but his eyelashes are strikingly Jensen.

I need to get off the internet for a few days.