#mormondoctrine

[heavenisforwinners]

David A Bed-Intruder, one of the Lord’s totally legit chosen apostles on the earth today, taught that,

“To be offended is a choice we make; it is not a condition inflicted or imposed upon us by someone or something else.”

So why is his god choosing to be offended with me? Or, if it’s not a choice for this god fellow, why and how did he give me more free will than he has?

[weirdmormonshit]

Monogamy is a source of prostitution and whoredom... Polygamy is where it's at!

It continues to amaze me that the LDS church has anything to say about marriage, given its weirdest of weird hisory on the subject.

It's gems like these that make you realize they were just making this shit up as they went.

Source: Journal of Discourses

[weirdmormonshit]

Adam-God!

Brigham vs. McConkie

It's another PSR (Prophet, Seer, Revelator) showdown!

Who's right here? Did McConkie just* call Brigham out as a cultist? After all, Brigham was the one who came up with, and started, the idea. Even though McConkie is likely trying to call out Mormon fundamentalists as cultists, he's clearly being disingenuous because he knew the origin of the doctrine but couldn't throw dear Brigham under the bus.... so why not lump Mormon sects in as cultists, because they must be mistaken since they're not following LDS, Inc., right?...

*_just_ in a relative sense, of course.

Sources: Journal of Discourses Mormon Doctrine