Heeeey Sol! Love your meta and your aus, was delightfully surprised by your Narnia breakdown
I do love the franchise, and when I eventually encountered the, yk, stuff surrounding it on the Internet I mostly just ignored it after a brief prod to feel out the validity of your average argument, and my ease with my understanding of the og content, but I digress; (it's still really nice to see some counterpoints laid out so neatly)
Anywho, How well do you think Tobias would fare if he eventually ended up in Narnia, in one the nicer eras maybe? (Early Caspian descendants maybe? Golden era? )(Ik the timelines and whatnot don't line up but handwavy time dilation stuff)
The contrast between the intentionally raw depiction of nature/wildlife and literal fluffy woodland creatures having hearty breakfasts and dances would be fun, methinks; but there is plenty of variety of lifestyles among Narnians, and explicit distinction between talking/non-talking animals, so he could still follow his instincts there
maybe he could find that happy balance
Do you think Narnia has good thermals? Jsjs
Tobias: Met God. He's an asshole.
Trumpkin: No duh, we've all met him, you're not special. And honestly, what'd you expect? A tame lion? For him to condescend to your little feelings? Brat.
Tobias: Okay, first of all, it probably wouldn't kill him to at least listen to my suggestions, and second —
Tumpkin: Suggestions? Your suggestions. You had suggestions for how the measure-and-mucking UNIVERSE should be MANAGED, and your little feelings are hurt that an immortal omniscient didn't take advice from an INFANT? Is that correct? Am I hearing that correctly.
Trumpkin: Like I said, an infant.
Tobias: And anyway, it was the least he could do for me after kidnapping me.
Trumpkin: I sincerely doubt that's what happened.
Tobias: He teleported me miles away from where I was flying to, and was all "save the hork-bajir right now," and then—
Trumpkin: And was this a bad goal? Do you regret doing it?
Trumpkin: Sounds to me like he asked you nicely, then. Maybe even made a suggestion.
Tobias: If he's so all-powerful, what's he need me for, huh? Why not just save them himself?
Trumpkin: There's no pleasing you people, I swear! He intervenes directly, you're all, "But free will, I need free will!" He doesn't intervene at all, you get on about "Boo hoo, why did he let this happen?" He intervenes indirectly, and you complain about his making suggestions that are actually good ideas.
Tobias: Okay, fine, but what about the part where he isekaied me here?!?!??
Trumpkin: Oh yeah, he does that to humans. Haven't the faintest idea why. But if you think about it, it'd be weirder if we did know how his mind works, wouldn't it?