#morph answers

[morph-official]

"Morph? Pretty sure I've heard of you from some of my variants. We best bubs or somethin', right.?"

@worstwolverinee ))

Yep! You bet!

[morph-official]

all jokes aside, i don't think you'd need sunscreen in the first place. don't believe your cells would be stable enough for cancer to be a concern, what with mutation being their natural state.

-not a science anon.

Shhhh if the men find out I got the cheat code to beating UV light, they're gonna tell the church

[morph-official]

do you put sunscreen on your head in the summer. because you're bald?

Yes to protect the sun. Because I'm so hot

[morph-official]

do you get frost in the winter on your shiny bald head?

No, I'm too hot for that

[morph-official]

Thoughts?

(image not mine, thought u might wanna see this)

Ha my ass is sitting on the slay button

[morph-official]

Kiss me

[morph-official]

i want to hear a joke :3

Why does KFC have no toilet paper

[morph-official]

you're my favorite goober.

Hehe as I should be!