Nov 6, 2018
Dudes. Morr Jackison is my son now.
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Dudes. Morr Jackison is my son now.
It is HE. Morr Jackison in all of his glory. I'm terrible at drawing, so this is the best i can do!
Morr Jackison
The younger brother of Jack Morrison who stayed behind while Jack went off to war. His mother gave birth to him in a cornfield and just fucking dropped him on his head so he has an especially handsome face.
He wears an eye patch because his eye was impaled on a stalk of corn, but he never resented the corn. He never feared the corn; instead, he loved it and wanted nothing more than to farm it for the rest of his life.
Everything changed when he heard of his brother's passing. He wanted to save the world too, so his friend, RatJunk McSpunkerton helped him invent the corn cannon and he has been a prominent hero in his area since then.
People need to spread the word about Jack Morrison's retarded brother: Morr Jackison.