Feb 25, 2022
I would like to add, one day I shall have a pet lizard called Voldemort and I’ll teach it to hiss at anybody who has black hair and glasses and then I’ll refuse to explain why Mort doesn’t like them, I’ll just say “Oh that’s weird he doesn’t normally do that,” which of course would be a complete and utter lie —
#mort the lizard#Dolly the parrot#Nagini the little meow meow#the three horsemen of the apocalypse#Voldemort lizard au???#they’ll be like oh hey Mort’s a cute name is it short for Mortimer? and I’ll say uhhhh no it’s short for Lord Voldemort BIATCH#episode 3 of my bullshit#HISSSSS#Voldemort the lizard#on my bs#hp shitpost#Voldemort#severusish#voldy#incorrect hp quotes#incorrect Voldemort quotes#lmfao#severusish says