#morticians

[vorpalfae]

[crowscrubs]

Cremation lineup? You do your largest weight individual cremations first incase you need to start with a cold oven. Putting in a large individual in a hot oven can cause grease fires. Then your regular cremations, then your casket cremations at the end because they need to cool after.

[rastronomicals]

6:04 PM EDT May 19, 2026:

Morticians - "It's Gonna Take A While" From the Compilation album   Teenage Shutdown Vol. 2: You Treated Me Bad (October 6, 1998)

Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm

From the semi-notorious series of compilations chronicling 60's garage.

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[the-magnificent-mort]

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[charonsintern]

Some useful tools for funeral planning

So i complied a list of stuff YOU yes YOU can do to preparefor then one thing, Bryan Johnson is spending so much money to AVOID: Death.

Okay, so first things first. These are all affiliate links. I might earn some money if you buy these things, which in turn helps me to make and provide development for pantheon-platforms.com , my business to help small dfuneral homes ease their case management and workflow.

Shop these :

Need to have: an end of life planner. It is better to plan ahead. For your family, even if that "just" might be your cat. Ir your parents, siblings, spouse, partner, spirit animal or sleep paralysis deamon. They need closure too. And yes, that includes your assets, debts and your collection of labubus.

Amazon.com : End of Life Planner, Spiral Estate Planning Organizer with Tabs for Senior, I'm Dead Now What Planner for Final Arrangements &

My Final Wishes - A Practical Guide For You When I Am Gone: End-of-Life Planner [Hour, The Eleventh] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on quali

That is "just" the planner. Here are some guides. These are US Specific. A guideline, some books i personally have used, is every "for dummies" book ever. Just because they provide an easy introduction into these topics. And all these other law things. Better to have these explainers around huh?

Estate Planning For Dummies [Simon, Jordan S., Mashinski, Joseph] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Estate Planning For D

Estate & Trust Administration For Dummies [Munro, Margaret A., Murphy, Kathryn A.] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Esta

Wills & Trusts Kit For Dummies (For Dummies (Business & Personal Finance)) [Larson, Aaron] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offe

2a) you have a business ?

that is extra planning... here it is for us gremlins and dummies, easy to understand guide

Amazon.com: Business Succession Planning For Dummies: 9781118095140: Dahlke, Arnold: Books

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As much as I love Death as a doctor in human Au’s, I think she should be a mortician as a little treat. 🥰

[the-big-fat-facts]

FACT!

There are eggs stored in your knees (one in each knee). Unless you suffer from a severe knee injury, they remain intact your whole life. Many morticians will remove the eggs from your knees to make a free omlette.

[abs0luteb4stard]

Corpse Comm-oddities

There could easily be a book written on 101 ways to reuse a human corpse, but for this episode’s sake, the duo discuss some of the most comm

"There could easily be a book written on 101 ways to reuse a human corpse, but for this episode’s sake, the duo discuss some of the most common instances through history that bodies have been used for some odd ends goals."

Another interesting episode about death and all the wild practices corpses have been used for in history.

I'm really enjoying this podcast these last few months. I suggest anyone with fascination with the subject to listen! So fun, informative and funny too!