#morty pls

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❛  you’re just like a big cuddly teddy bear.  ❜ m...........morty...........

RANDOM FLUFFY STARTERS. / @pidgeyatto.

" yeah? " he chuckles from besides falkner as the two lounge upon the couch in morty's home, a rare treat where they're both not confined to his gym instead. voice becomes teasing as he continues: " y'know, the thing about teddy bears is that they can't hug back - they are inanimate things, " until they're abandoned and become a banette but that wasn't important to point out right now, " guess that means i won't be cuddling back huh? "

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         “...Morty wha’ tha fuck? No. I’m no’ doin’ none o’ tha’...I jus’ wanna be able ta preven’ migraines. Like, I’m no’ doin’ anythin’ ta myself tha’ would upse’ a chemical imbalance tha’ would render anythin’ ya give me ta be useless.” {/What kind of lifestyle did Morty think she was living? He hung out with her enough to know she didn’t partake in those kinds of things, and tended to keep to herself. Where would she even find a dealer for these things? Ridiculous...

          All Nicole can do is shake her head.} “Hey. If I tell ya wha’ I need i’ fer...can ya rec me somethin’ really helpful? Bu’ also like...keep i’ on tha downlow? I don’ need feds knockin’ a’ my door or some shit.”

( @codadamaged )

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morty : i dont have weinerbrain

morty : sees a girl

morty : hhey rick maybe we should. go over and see her and look. see whats going on just incase anythings happening yknow. just incase,

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moan-like-a-ghost replied to your post:

"N-No! Don’t give him ideas!"

"I will be making the t-shirts and it will be lovely."

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moan-like-a-ghost replied to your post

"you can join too~"

"Absolutely not! Why would I want to do a thing like that?"

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“On the hand? That’s…disappointing…I want another!" Morty whined, tugging on the man’s hand and pointing to his mouth "C’mon—on the lips! I promise I won’t bite!”

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"Another?" His eyes followed looked up and noticed Morty pointing to his lips, already knowing what it was that he wanted. "Huh? N-No! I refuse to kiss you on the lips. Why would I have to do that? You should do that with someone you like."

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ask-kinky-matsuba replied to your post:

Morty held back his snickers. “You know what—how about we take this some place more private?”

"Do you really need a private place to unveil this gift?" He gave a small huff, crossing his arms over his chest. "Fine. I want this gift."