#moss anon

[ask-canary-hero]

"Hello, young one"

*A pile of moss appears suddenly in front of you*

"You are quite interesting."

"I think I will keep an eye on you."

*Canary's wings twitch as he jumps back in Suprise, not expecting a sudden voice*

Who are you- what? Interesting? Keep an eye on me?

[lushberrys]

kicking my feet and batting my eyelashes comically.

I had to donate a shit ton of toys a number of years ago so buying/ finding nostalgia items is so healing?? Feeling comfortable enough to talk about it is so much better as well

You'd love what I've found at the thrift stores

-Mossanonymous

hehe you 🤭🥰

i probably would love what you've found at thrift stores! i should go looking at mine next weekend. just the other day i told my sister i want a bratz doll for my birthday for the nostalgia

i think i would cry if i found an old school mlp toy at a thrift store and i know i would buy it immediately

[moss-anon-aka-murder]

*All of Project Watch except Hare, Prince and Dormouse attacked the moss.*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[It summons moss vines to attack them]

@wantsomemoss HELP HELP HELP!

[bloomingbutterflies]

Flower anon launches spiky vines out of his arm and makes moss anon fly back

...OH!

SWAMP IS CANCELED THEYRE FIGHTING NOW

[sailcloth-fan]

May we ask a question Sky?

Do you perhaps like Moss?

-Moss anon :]

Uh, I don’t know, I don’t have a strong opinion on moss. I mean, it looks cool! But as a general rule, it doesn’t taste very good

[do-it-four-swords]

Four everyone seems to be giving you peppers, why? We do not know.

Now we shall give you some Moss, our friend! *hands yOu s0me fresh green Moss 0ut of nOwhere*

-The Moss anon :]

I am gonna shrink down and take a nap on this moss so I can pretend green peppers don’t exist

[drbarty]

Good afternoon doctor!

Today I come to bring a few beautiful flowers I found yesterday! How has your day been so far?

🌺🌸🏵🌹

- moss anon

Thank you for the flowers, moss anon! Here is a good, solid pinecone I found on my walk today:

any day that starts with a walk is a good day :) I hope yours is good as well.

[toiletwipes]

I feel like simpbur is the type of dude to like learn about Wicca and try to dove head first into love spells and shit; not knowing like any of the possible repercussions from doing that incorrectly… it’d be even better with like witch!reader or something; who would likely figure out someone tried to do that without consent only to realize it’s the nervous Simp from down the road lol… -moss anon

Oh god yes

I don't know much about Wicca myself but somebody- somebody should definitely write this because I feel like this would be some good shit

Imagine confronting the simp and him being jumpy and nervous and he's just talking a lot and he keeps trying to get you to leave or get in his house and it's kinda wack but you're curious to see where it goes.