#mostfantasticfream

[stainedglassruneycorn]

Birthday conversation.

Me: ooh your b-day is in 10 days!

Wifey: yay... Another year older...

Me: oh honey, you're like a fine cheese.

Wifey:.... Don't you mean wine?

Me: no, cheese, the older you get the more you smell.

Wife:... Why the fuck did i marry you.