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“The Adremaza was wrong when he said you could not be our friend. For if he meant by that that we could not be fond of you, or you could not be fond of us, then he simply lied. It is nonsensical. It denies the truth, which is that we—” He broke off, dropped formality as deliberately as smashing a plate. “I am fond of both of you. If I were not, how could I possibly bear to spend half my life in your company? And surely the same must be true in reverse. At least, I hope it must.”
“It is true that we cannot be friends in the commonly understood sense, but I have never in all my life had such a friend, and I do not think I ever will. I am the emperor. I can’t. But that doesn’t mean I can’t have friends at all, just that they can’t be that sort of friend. I believe that the Adremaza meant his advice for the best, but he was cruelly wrong. I do not ask, or expect, you to be friends with me as you are friends with other mazei, or other soldiers in the Untheileneise Guard. But it … it’s silly to deny that we hold each other in affection.” He stopped, swallowed hard. “If, of course, you do.”
“Of course we do,” Beshelar said, using the plural rather than the formal.
“For my part,” Cala said, “I have never been able to stop thinking of you as—you are right, not as a friend, exactly, but … as your right hand-- arm-- maza, your confidant, your silly rabbit.”
"Serenity," said Beshelar, "Cala Athmaza is frivolous, but correct."
"So class any ideas on how to conserve water?" "You can conserve water by not making me cry Dave."
Me to my professor when he didnt put the power point online
quotes from the classroom
Luke: You’re obsessed with Serena. F*** her!
June: Yeah... F*** her!
"You know, the Doctor and I spent most of last night—"
...snogging?
"—putting together a list of all things we simply—"
...had to try in bed?
"—had to show you."
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Trisana: I will never be a war mage. I detest violence.
Briar: Somebody hurt one of our siblings.
Trisana: I will obliterate their entire village!
When you simply can't not flirt.
"What do you need? " "I need you to flirt with me."