#mostly robots

[becoming-one-with-the-bomb]

[mercurymaplekey-blog]

fanfic tropees, enemies to lovers, A/B/O, soulmate AUs with the words on the bodies and shit, love/hate at first sight, stockholm syndrome aaaaand its 3am at were going to fuckin dennys type of fic

WELL THIS IS GONNA BE LONG

Enemies to lovers: Of course I’d write this. Of course I love this. You know I like the rivals to dating trope when it’s done right. I mean, actually it’s 50/50 sometimes i absolutely hate it, and sometimes i really love it. Depends on the dynamic. But the way I see it: there’s either a ton of potential there, or they just don’t work together. Maybe I’m not going full-hog enemies to lovers and I’m thinking more rivals to lovers, but I’d write Strongarm/Sideswipe. Specifically, I wanna write a highschool au where they both get stuck together for a group project, and Sides is obviously that kid who like never fucking comes to class, and when he does he’s in the back of the room with his feet up on the desk getting snarky, and they get stuck together for this project and Sides is basically like ‘lol have fun doing the project for me’ except Strongarm is not taking any of that shit and she will literally handcuff Sides to her and make him do his half of the work if she has to. And basically they’re just fighting over this project for the entire semester, and they hate each other, but obviously that starts to change. 

A/B/O: Oh man, hahaha, talk about tropey. Tbh, abo has like, some potential for worldbuilding if you went about the biology of it the right way. But overall it’s like. God, it’s just a way to force roles on people. And imo there’s nothing really that abo gives you that a good sex pollen fic couldn’t give to you in better more creative means. I’d probably never write an ABO. If i’m gonna write about a dominant species vs a submissive species, I’d just cut out the middle man and leave the heats at the door and talk about tfa bots and cons because i mean like hello, look at those differences in power. It takes like 6 bots to take out a con. Conversely, if I wanted to write about heats, I’d just use sex pollen or any other kind of weird-alien-fauna type deal. Or maybe a virus if we wanted to get particularly kinky. That could be interesting actually. As to who I’d write… well… I’m open to suggestions. 

Soulmate au with the words: G A Y. Gaaaaayyyyyyyyyy. I’m gay, and I know this, but that would be particularly cute for saisonic. and I could probably be convinced to do something like that in the right au for choukei too but it would have to be that one royalty au that i’m already disgustingly soft for, or something similar. I disgust myself. Also, this was awhile ago, but i once saw a post where it was like a soulmate au, but they hate each other and upon figuring out they’re soulmates they’re like ‘ew no fuck that’ and i have always and still to this day think that that is the only way i would ever write waspbee. But that specific scenario would be SO GOOD for waspbee. And no eventually getting used to each other and deciding they actually are soulmates. They just don’t like each other and wasp picks on bee even more for it. Soulmates are fucking stupid. I actually found the original post to this idea!! Read it cause it explains it better.

Love/Hate at first sight: Okay I ain’t a big believer in love at first sight. But hate at first sight is REAL. That being said, as far as fic is concerned… I think i’d have a lot more fun writing hate at first sight. Hate at first sight would be fucking hilarious to write. Just like, illogical, irrational hatred. An All Encompassing Hatred. A hatred so intense that just thinking about them is enough to get you punching consoles and ranting to whoever will listen. A Hatred so spark-deep that your own minicons are starting to question your intentions, because, let’s face it, at this point you might be more interested in the hating then you are in the actual money involved with the original bounty. I’m just talking about Fracture’s hatecrush on Drift. I’d write the fuck out of that. It’s real. 

Stockholm Syndrome: Oh buddy u just said the magic words. I love love love the concept of stockholm syndrome. You know i do. You know i love the psychological shit. Of course I’d write this. There’s so many WAYS to write this. I mean, ShockBlurr, obviously. And I’d love to write more of them in the future. Blurr I feel would be pretty resistant to this kind of manipulation normally, being a trained soldier, but honestly that just means you get to go harder on him ahahah. And i mean, the whole Longarm thing lends a lot of weight. Waspinator, given everything he’s been through, and how often he’s been victimized, would be especially susceptible to this trope I feel. I mean, he wanted Blackarachnia to be his friend just because she listened to him for five seconds (well that was before he was Waspinator, but you know). You could get that dynamic with him and BA if you wanted, or with any other con. But like, tbh, to be honest, honestly? Whenever I see content with Shockwave and Wasp i fucking drink that shit up so quick. Touoso stockholm stuff i would fucking devour. I’d love to write it. I’d love to. 

3AM at Denny’s: I love shenanigan fic. Like. If you know me, which you do, then you also know that I love shenanigan fic. And do you know what my go to pair almost always is when i think of shenanigans? RodBlurr. The pure otp. the good ones. Go to Denny’s and have a silly adventure you two. Throw fries at each other and argue and talk about the not so chill stuff that just went down. Meet at 3 in the morning because you’re both always on and off planet and you’re schedules never line up and this is about the only time it actually worked out for once. Or maybe because someone snuck out of the medbay because cosmic rust apparently takes way longer to heal from than a full spark transplant. Just, go have fun boys. Live. Be free. My good ones. Au or not, it really doesn’t matter to me, meeting at 3AM at Denny’s is a fucking universal concept. 

[gothlyre]

im bi which means i like anyone who sounds like they could kill me

[bettsplendens]

Who wants to discuss at least one OC’s kinks with me? I have stuff I gotta figure out the details of. 

[axel464]

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Axel464

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[seadramonster]

Question 86

86:How can I win your heart?Talk to me about stuff I like it’s not really that hard

[localareamom]

I actually think about my followbots a lot. Because I get these weird spikes where 30 people follow me out of the blue, and then I check out their blogs and half are the sparkleweed contingent, and the other half are bots with the word 'fashion', 'get', or 'official' in their url and feature two sad reblogs and a mess of ads or weird sad porn gifs. 

Dude, tumblrbots, there are awesome porn gifs out there. Use those and maybe I'm less likely to cotton on to the fact you're a bot and you can use me for whatever nefarious purpose you intended by increasing my follow count.

And I wonder how these bots work, and why they exist, and who made them, and what purpose they serve, and if they actually due serve their purpose, and I am seriously more confused and troubled by the meaning of their existence than my own.

[localareamom]

So many new followbots. Hello my sexy non responsive robots. One day you will be able to imitate human interaction enough to fool me into clicking your spammy links. Por ejemplo, you'll be able to answer the question, how yous doin'?