#mothafuka

[purrplefoxx]

😑 #MothaFuka #ImmaLeaveThisRightHere #SoRight #ThisRightHere #ThatRightThere #Exactly #YaHeard #Seriously #NoJoke #YesIndeed #SoTrue #Yep #PrettyMuch #RealShit #Exactly https://www.instagram.com/p/BzE2dVAHOAp/?igshid=1curvsynlticv

[theonceandfutureweeb]

Does Samuel L. Jackson like anime? Yes I do... Hentai too. HAHAHAAA!

Samuel L. Jackson, Kong: Skull Island Interview by WIRED

[therealmemelord]

reasons to love snapchat

shows me what my closest friends did without me today

thats all

[deathdummy]

Having a (SMALL/SOMEWHAT) crush on a girl and not knowing if she's straight or not

[thesensethatyouchoose]

Last time I saw my mom she was all like:

"Blah blah blah marriage blah blah blah have to look nice blah blah your face blah blah we could probably fix it with make-up." And I'm all like "lol". And then I realized she was being FUCKING SERIOUS. Like, god Mom, way to be a dick. When I have kids, I don't care if they are the size of an orca, have a snaggletooth and a unibrow the size of fucking Georgia, and look like someone shit on their faces. I will tell them they are perfect and I will buy them ice cream and diabetes medicine because I will fucking love my children.

[nevertrustprettyboys]

i found a page that lest you design your own converse sneakers and its all so pretty with their space and skull designs but they won't fuCKING SHIP INTERNATIONALLY