Snape wishing he could revisit some of his life choices.
Illustration for Chapter 1: Panama of Acid Reigns, book two of the Storm Surge Series

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Snape wishing he could revisit some of his life choices.
Illustration for Chapter 1: Panama of Acid Reigns, book two of the Storm Surge Series
One Flew Over the Fwooper's Nest - COMPLETE
~340k words, Post-War SSHG
"Stop me if you've heard this one: a mental patient, a witch, and a priest walk into the village pub..."
It turns out that if you tell the staff at a Muggle hospital that you're a wizard, the former headmaster of a school of magic, and also a murderous, serial killing gang member of a racialised hate group, that they are quite likely to lock you up on a closed ward.
Incidentally, to Severus Snape - exhausted and war weary - that sounds like just the thing.
High-powered Barrister at Law Hermione Granger disapproves, of course, and is on a mission to expose her ersatz professor for his malingering.
A hair-raising, wild, fun romp through the Cotswolds blending the genres of comedic farce, folk horror, spy thriller, and small-town mystery, this post-war slow-burn basically has it all! I sincerely hope y'all will give it a try and that it's as enjoyable to read as it was to write! :D
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(Art is my own!)
35k into Storm Surge book 3. ...It's still the first 24 hours of the story...
ONE FLEW OVER THE FWOOPER'S NEST
"Stop me if you've heard this one: a mental patient, a witch, and a priest walk into the village pub..."
It turns out that if you tell the staff at a Muggle hospital that you're a wizard, the former headmaster of a school of magic, and also a murderous, serial killing gang member of a racialised hate group, that they are quite likely to lock you up on a closed ward.
Incidentally, to Severus Snape - exhausted and war weary - that sounds like just the thing.
High-powered Barrister at Law Hermione Granger disapproves, of course, and is on a mission to expose her ersatz professor for his malingering.
Now updated with chapter 35 out of 53 and new, original cover art! Story updates EVERY Sunday and some Wednesdays!
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Chapter 1 of Storm Surge book 3 is complete!!!
It took me a while longer than is normal for me. Transitioning to this book from the last one required some thought given a 2 year jump in time. Also I was finishing up editing on my Snamione epic!
I thought I maxed out my bingo card today with having to prep bread, tortillas, and bagels, reading lessons for my four year old, my two year old unexpectedly sick-pooping her way through like 8 diapers, and having to shop-vac out the A/C condensation drain in the basement because it had flooded, so I have to admit that a new, tantalizing Severitus plot bunny attacking me from its burrow while I was forming up my bagels was an enormous surprise.
ooooooo-hohoho—it’s a good’un.
One Flew Over the Fwooper’s Nest - UPDATED!
Chapter 10 - Hermione Gets Her Kit Off - now live!
From the fic inspiring such questions as:
Why is Snape ok with whittling away his prime years in a Muggle psychiatric hospital?
Is it possible to have a meet-cute during a root canal?
How will Romione manage to crash and burn this time?
Is it a crack fic? A Rom-Com? A cozy, country, murder mystery? Folk Horror? You decide!
SUMMARY: As it happened, it wasn’t terribly difficult to be sectioned in a Muggle hospital… Not if one was a wizard and told the truth.
Available on FFN and AO3, with updates posting every Sunday and some Wednesdays! The fic is complete, longer than 300k, and will NOT be abandoned.
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So I'm reading Acid Reigns rn and this has been driving me nuts: what does "l'al fowt" mean? I've gathered its halfway an endearment, halfway an insult, but I can't find a definition anywhere.
I'm absolutely devouring this fic, btw
It means something approximating “spoiled child” and l’al means “little” lol so sort of like “little brat.”
Thank you!! I’m really glad you’re enjoying it! 💖