#motorcycle objectum

[apatheticspiders]

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[sunanthrope]

So I'm new to objectum dating? Like I've been objectum for a while, but this is my first time crushing on a specific item and my first time ever even being interested in plushies

Um? How do I go about dating an object? Tips would be very much appreciated as I am crushing super duper hard right now

[hakker-terminal]

Bi objectum panic: motorcycle couples and their motorcycles

[fullofsomething]

wanna dryhump a motorcycle. leaning forward grinding against the seat and bracing my hands against the fuel tank. please please please

[callsignk1tty]

I love these things i wanna have one so bad agh

[sunanthrope]

Being objectum is wild as fuck 😭 like sorry I'm not trying to stare at the redlight I just really want to date your motorcycle. Is she single

[hakker-terminal]

Kinfirmed motorcycle kin after driving my partner's motorcycle to the store and back and not being able to stop smiling the entire time. It felt like I was finally on my own two wheels. Euphoric. First time I've ever driven it out on the highway on my own and not in a back road with my partner sitting behind me helping me

[hakker-terminal]

Saw a man today at the gas station with a gorgeous purple Chevy Boss Hoss motorcycle and we chatted about her make and model for a while. Absolutely beautiful motorcycle and such a pretty color, wish I'd remembered to ask for a picture :[ I'm so lucky my hometown is a major biker meetup area, I see cool bikes all the time, especially this time of year