Jul 30, 2024
Motorola Devour
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Motorola Devour
Dear Motorola Devour,
I fucking hate you. You're constantly fucking up and I'm going to have to get YET again another replacement phone. This will be my seventh or eighth.
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?
WHHHY?
Love always,
Me. </3
SO GUISE. IT'S SEVEN AM
And I'm awake!
I have orientation for my new job today.
I'm kind of super excited and my excitedness out weighs my dislike of being awake before noon.
SO. I'll be out and doing stuff way before most of you are awake unless you're in a ridiculous timezone and then all I can say is FUCK YOU (iloveyou) and stuff. But yeah, I have to make a trip to Verizon today because my piece of shit phone is a piece of shit. Can I just kill it and get a different phone? This Motorola Devour is fucking awful.