SANTA MOX! we are trash babies
If this is a challenge, I accept it lmao (¬‿¬)
Moxley is working at the mall as Santa Claus during Christmas weeks to raise some money; he feels he isn’t good at this job because he has no empathy with kids (and sometimes he has been tempted to choke the most annoying and spoiled ones), but he really needs the money.
The evening of Christmas Eve, when he is done with his shift and about to pull his costume off, a pretty boy his age with dark wavy hair and chocolate doe eyes approaches him, asking
“Excuse me, Santa, do you have a minute for me?”
Moxley looks at him with a puzzled expression, but he sits back on his chair and replies
“Sure, what can I do for you and your pretty ass?”
The guy tries to hold a chuckle and gets closer: Mox can’t take his eyes off of him, and when the boy sits on his laps, his body stiffens, but he doesn’t move. Not even when the boy puts his arms around his neck and smiles at him with a soft but mischievous smirk.
“Will you listen to a big kid’s wish too?”
Moxley’s breath starts to get heavy: the boy is really, really pretty, but he manages to flaunt his best poker face, and puts an arm around his waist and the other hand on his thigh.
“Consider my time at your disposal, big kid”
The brunette gets closer to his face and whispers into his ear with the silkiest voice ever:
“I’ve been a good boy for the whole year, Santa… been workin’ hard at the sports shop right next door, never got drunk, no weed, no dirty deeds…”
His breath is warm on Mox’s neck, and his scent smells like sugar and candy.
“Something tells me you need some fun for Christmas, then” laughs the fake Santa. He tightens the grip on the boy’s waist, and says
“What do you want to ask me?”
The pretty guy gets even closer:
“There is a boy… he has been working in this mall for a while… he is a bit strange, you know… looks like he doesn’t like anyone and that he would kill every passerby with a broken bottle if only he could…”
“Wow, seems an interesting dude to date!” Mox interrupts him with a laughter, “Is he handsome, too?”
“Yeah… he’s the hottest dude I’ve ever seen in my life: blonde scruffy curls, deep blue eyes, an earring, and a rough sexy voice, which is a bit unusual for a Santa Claus…”
Moxley freezes and stops breathing for a while, unable to reply: luckily, the fake beard is hiding his flushed cheeks. The boy keeps whispering in his ear
“Well, I’ve been checking him for the whole time he has worked here, and I’d really like to ask him out, but I’m too shy… could you please tell him this on my behalf?”
“Uh, I-I think I can do it” babbles Mox, still breathless.
“Thank you so much, Santa”, the other replies. He winks at him and stands up, walking away, but by the time he is turning the corner, Moxley recovers from the trance, and yells at him
“Hey, how can I ask him that? You didn’t even tell me your name!”
The boy looks back and says with a smirk, before disappearing