Heavily pregnant Ilya: *is on the couch with Shane, he groans and rubs his baby bump*
Shane: What is it? *he looks concerned* Are you alright?
*Ilya shakes his head*
Shane: *gets more concerned and sits up quick* What's wrong?
Ilya: What's wrong? What is WRONG HOLLANDERRR is that YOUR DAUGHTER makes me want oatmilk with RAISINS. Can you believe this? I am craving oatmeal with fucking raisins, this is ALL YOUR FAULT, got the BORING from you.













