#mr charm

[moon-simmers]

Brindleton Bay 12:20 P.M. While Jacques was talking to Mordecai, Lady Jeanne and Lady Violet met an old family friend, Mr. Charm, who was in charge of the family's correspondence when his father went on a trip

Lady Jeanne: Mr Charm! We haven't seen him in a while, what brings him to the governor's home? Mr. Charm: Lady Cushing and Lady Redwood, I'm afraid I have to give you a message from the North Willow Creek Empire and it's about your brother Lord Robert Lady Violet: Did something happen upon arrival? Mr Charm: That is the matter, Lady Redwood. Lord Robert's ship has not embarked on the North Willow Creek dock when its arrival was planned for 3 weeks ago. Lady Jeanne: Thank you Mr Charm, I hope it's a reassuring letter

[nedison]

With apologies to the estate of Roger Hargreaves and The Rolling Stones.

[beevosmeower]

*gives Juno’s dad a mug that says “Better Lawyer Dad Than Manfred VonKarma”*

INSANE WORK

Crazy… I mean he’s Quinn’s (and by extension Avery’s) lawyer so like, he’s DAMN good for all the shit he has to get them out of. Great at lawyering. (If he was a LI then his special stat would be morality which is affected by ur infamy+crimes+Avery’s love stat). He aged HELLA hard after Juno let her freak flag fly. He genuinely loves his wife so he alrEADY wasn’t doing well after her death, but he was getting by fairly well since his toddler was very well behaved. Then she tried to murder another kid for attempting to bully her!

RIP Mr Charm’s sleep cause he never slept again after that… at least not for the next decade. It made him go from a very healthy, maybe on the more youthful side, man in his mid 20s to hitting his late 30s and looking a decade older.