How would the "Rex new life" characters react to someone saying "Hey Rex, nice top!"
Noah (Rex's dad)
*laughs and hugs Rex sideways* Well, the good looks must have come from someone, right?
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Mike (Rex's brother)
*glares* *hugs Rex possessively while still making eye contact to assert his dominance*
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Mr. Jordan (Rex's boss)
*coldly* You will refer to me as mr. Jordan and mr. Jordan only, did I make myself clear, punk?
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Tyler (Rex's coworker)
*nervous laughter* Top? Who said anything about a top? Are you insinuating we are in some kind of relationship? Can't two men just be friends?! And how do I know you are not the one having an affair with Rex, uh?! Ah-ha! Checkmate! *laughs hysterically*
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Coach Norris (Rex's old high school PE coach)
*flexing* Thanks, one does what he can, plus Rex doesn't complain, right champ? *slaps him on the ass, chukling*
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Felipe (Rex's friend)
*low chukle* Flattery will get you everywhere. Keep going and I'll be more than happy to share~
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Dimitri (Rex's friend/hole destroyer)
*squares up and down* *growl of approval* *approaches* *whisper* I could become yours as well, if you like.
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Jake (Rex's uncle)
*mighty proud pat on the back* My pup knows how to chose them!
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Josh (Rex's friend/Mike's best friend)
*chokes on his drink, face completely red, nervously stutters trying to change the subject*
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Mr. Hernandez (Rex's neighbor)
I have a name, you know? But don't worry: give me five minutes and I'll have you scream it with pleasure together with the boy here *squezzes Rex's ass with one hand*
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Walt (Rex's "best friend" *wink wink, nudge nudge*)
*only sane person who understood that they were talking about the shirt that Rex was wearing* See? I told you looked good in it, stop being so stressed about it.
