#uncle jake

[winters-bunny]

I am a firm believer that everyone is allowed to ignore one major thing in their top fandoms.

for me it's briar rose..ifykyk and by that i mean her death...can uncle Jake really not have ONE. GOOD. THING. anyway :3

I choose to believe she was just rly hurt instead, and had miraculously healed after the war, that way I keep my sanity and stick to the important jake revenge arc.

[lovemadethemdoit]

today i bring you… Jake being Nat and Javy‘s children‘s uncle and he hasn‘t had any experience with younger children because he‘s an only child, so he‘s nervous (not that he‘d ever admit that! he puts on a brave face and pushes through okay?!) but Nat just keeps handing him her babies (because for some reason they are fascinated by Jake and stop screaming immediately and also it‘s like watching a nature documentary take place) and somehow Jake doesn’t fuck up and by the third child he‘s a pro at it and doesn’t even stop talking enthusiastically with Payback and Fanboy about this year’s Superbowl match-up when Nat once again drops off her baby with him because she‘s gotta kidnap her husband for a ten minute make out session in the garage

[feelinpuckish]

Ummmmmmmmm uncle Jake (but butch but u can’t really tell sadly.) the pockets she’s using r based off of a coat I have! U can put stuff in them but there’s cuts in the sides for ur hands. It’s really really cool :3

[vikmisc]

in dire need of uncle Jake and puck content they are Duo Of All Time to Me (altho I have the softest of soft spots for Puck and Granny Relda I’ll be honest)

[thatsmutaccount]

How would the "Rex new life" characters react to someone saying "Hey Rex, nice top!"

Noah (Rex's dad)

*laughs and hugs Rex sideways* Well, the good looks must have come from someone, right?

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Mike (Rex's brother)

*glares* *hugs Rex possessively while still making eye contact to assert his dominance*

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Mr. Jordan (Rex's boss)

*coldly* You will refer to me as mr. Jordan and mr. Jordan only, did I make myself clear, punk?

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Tyler (Rex's coworker)

*nervous laughter* Top? Who said anything about a top? Are you insinuating we are in some kind of relationship? Can't two men just be friends?! And how do I know you are not the one having an affair with Rex, uh?! Ah-ha! Checkmate! *laughs hysterically*

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Coach Norris (Rex's old high school PE coach)

*flexing* Thanks, one does what he can, plus Rex doesn't complain, right champ? *slaps him on the ass, chukling*

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Felipe (Rex's friend)

*low chukle* Flattery will get you everywhere. Keep going and I'll be more than happy to share~

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Dimitri (Rex's friend/hole destroyer)

*squares up and down* *growl of approval* *approaches* *whisper* I could become yours as well, if you like.

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Jake (Rex's uncle)

*mighty proud pat on the back* My pup knows how to chose them!

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Josh (Rex's friend/Mike's best friend)

*chokes on his drink, face completely red, nervously stutters trying to change the subject*

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Mr. Hernandez (Rex's neighbor)

I have a name, you know? But don't worry: give me five minutes and I'll have you scream it with pleasure together with the boy here *squezzes Rex's ass with one hand*

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Walt (Rex's "best friend" *wink wink, nudge nudge*)

*only sane person who understood that they were talking about the shirt that Rex was wearing* See? I told you looked good in it, stop being so stressed about it.

[runwayblues]

i am one (1) piece of new content away from screaming at work

[converseonly]

Was on a nostalgia trip when I thought of this scene if anyone wants to turn this into a fic just link the post please I would love it if someone did write something about this

- Puck, Sabrina and Daphne are playing video games

- Sabrina and Daphne are on the couch and Puck is on the floor in front of Sabrina

- Daphne has doesn’t really play video games and need help

- that Sabrina is giving her (if a bit impatiently)

-Puck is using the openings that Sabrina is making by helping Daphne to pull ahead

- Sabrina is obviously pissed by this

- sence he is sitting in front of her she puts her feet on his back and kicks him over, hard

- he gets up spitting in rage

- they yell at each other, but it looks funny because the entire time they are yelling at each other, not once do they take their eyes off the screen, and their insults are more funny that hurtful, to focused on the game to come up with anything to rage-inducing

- Henry yells from the dining room table to quit it with the yelling, especially the swearing in front of the younger kids

- Puck laughs at him and calls him names but does listen and the shouting match turns to quietly trading insults

- Pinnocchio and Red are sitting in a large arm chair next to the couch

- Pinocchio is trying to teach her how to read because she wants to go to school with everyone else, but she doesn’t want to be picked on, or cause anyone else to be picked on in association due to her being unable to read

- Pinocchio agreed because he is trying to be good and the family is starting to rub off on him

-but he says that it’s because he refuses to be associated with anyone with low literature skills and a below average IQ

- he’s getting annoyed because red keeps looking over at the three on the couch playing video games

- he tells her (for the fifth time) that if she wants to join, go join and stop wasting his time

- he doesn’t mean the last part, he is genuinely enjoying teaching her, and teaching in general, and is looking into colleagues with good teaching programs and their requirements

- red denies him, and tells him that she’s totally focused because she doesn’t want to interupt their game

- and she knows even less about video games than Daphne and she doesn’t want to slow anyone down

- also she’s still learning about technology - she doesn’t want them to loose their progress in the game, or have the awkward conversation of sorry, we can’t add a player in the middle of the game

- Pinocchio, knowing what’s going on in her head and frankly tired of it, moves to the couch on the other side of Sabrina, and asks (demands) to join

- they agree, and Puck changes the game

- he says it’s cause he was bore, but he saw how Daphne was struggling with the quick joystick movement, and he new this game was had a slower pace

- Daphne, seeing red alone, asks if she wants to join too

- red says no at first, but quickly caves when puck and Sabrina join in with Daphne

- she hesitantly sits on the floor in front of Daphne and next to puck

- this game isn’t a competition, more similar to something like D&D

- Sabrina is talking everyone threw it, and puck is whispering little hints and tricks to red next to him as she has very little experience with technology

- they end up playing till 2:00 in the morning

- they don’t even realize how late it is until Jake comes home from his date with charming

- they fall asleep in the living room about half an hour later, which is were they are found in the morning

[faerierobin]

happy holidays @gayunclejake !! i was your secret gifter for the @sistersgrimmholidayexchange !! :] here’s your gift; some magical fluffy jakeming! 💜✨ hope you like it!! <333