Jul 24
average message I send to my partner
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average message I send to my partner
partner: Ooooo what are you doing
me: not looking up abandoned soviet missile silos
my phone:
I had enough self respect to not watch the press conference, but not enough to stop myself from sending my partner this
man what did I do to deserve being treated like this
So like a month ago I found out a local theatre was doing TGWDLM, and then I got sick and a bunch of shit happened and I totally forgot about it. So an hour ago I messaged mr smy like "damn, I forgot about TGWDLM" and was all sad about missing out on it. Except! He actually went and looked up the theatre, and found out that this weekend is closing weekend, and he bought tickets for us 💜💜💜
a few days ago mr smy was playing music and bodies came on, and I casually said "rip owen carvour, you would've loved bodies by drowning pool" and mr smy just completely deadpan from across the room said "actually I'm not sure he would love a song about bodies hitting the floor"
like damn he really got my ass
filing for divorce
he just sends me like four spies jokes per day now