Owen Carvour Apologist

-she/her - certified yapper - shitpost sommelier- Joey Richter apologized for Owen ruining my life

[szollibisz]

Recent Owen sketches

sometimes you just gotta draw a pretty girl idk

[smytherines]

average message I send to my partner

[svogliata-mente]

a cancelled tv show is a kind of dead wife

[headspace-hotel]

"subtext" and "buttsex" being anagrams of each other is an example of order and harmony in the universe

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sleepy spies

I was just playing around with this one. The shadows look much darker in person, but they seem all washed out in the picture so idk? Colors are Winsor & Newton's Winsor Green (Blue Shade) and Alizarin Crimson, and Daniel Smith's French Ochre and Moonglow. I just love love love how versatile the Winsor Green is mixed with Alizarin Crimson, lots of darks and neutrals that span from a grey-green to muted purple

this is the reference I used, but I didn't want to get nuked for butt and 0.05mm of peanits, so please enjoy the godawful digital boxers I put on this man (but know that in my heart Curt is 100% sleeping ass-out like bro here)

[smytherines]

daily affirmations:

I am not afraid to go dark with my shadows

shadows are actually not that scary

sometimes things are darker and that's okay

[ozempicofficial]

[doggirl-girlcock]

My cringe fucking baby and her derivative drivel

[smytherines]

did you ever see a color and it's like "wow this is the most [color] a color could possibly be"

[castrationfaq]

I don't understand blowing another dude being gay its not like ur kissing

[thelightwillbreakthrough]

for anyone who relates just a little too hard to that “oh you’re missing The Mineral” post let me tell you from experience it is probably either iron, vitamin d, or both

[gondwana]

Ok but why would I want an empire of dirt ?

[smytherines]

value study with ernest hemingway

okay trying this again because tumblr screwed it up the first time. His nose is chopped but I'm a little baby deer and I don't know how to fix it. First time attempting facial hair, and I think it went pretty alright?

The pigment is Phoenix's Sepia (Pbk7 Pbr7) and the background is Daniel Smith's Zoisite Genuine

Overall it could be worse, which is a fair place to land given my complete lack of knowledge and skill

Also continuing the tradition of picking the worst grainest reference photos imaginable:

Also I got to this point and mr smy walked by and said "just had to get the porn star mustache in right away, huh?"

[smytherines]

I posted art and put in a read more so I could ramble about it, and tumblr deleted the cut and reordered everything?? Time to walk into the forest

[smytherines]

spies are forever alternate ending

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seems like particularly bad news for Starkid and TCB. A substantial portion of their income is tied to digital tickets, rentals, and digital downloads through vimeo, and now vimeo is getting rid of their VOD platform

anything you've purchased but not downloaded to your own computer will become inaccessible after November 20th. This is also devastating for media preservation in general, as there are many other films/independent creators whose catalogs are only available through vimeo

This is purely speculation, but I'm guessing that moving forward they'd have to do limited rental windows (like the two week window to rent the great debate through dynasty typewriter) via some other service?

[lopez-richter-fangirl]

Could be wrong, I don’t *think* this affects the digital download content. I think Video On Demand is one specific product that’s being shut down and videos will still be hosted on VHX

[smytherines]

Okay whew thank God, it looks like you're right? I didn't realize VHX was considered separate from Vimeo VOD, so seeing that announcement panicked me a little bit

[smytherines]

the hierarchy of alcoholic beverages Owen Carvour drinks (pre-fall):

1. Dry white wine, partial to champagne

2. Gin & Tonic, his standard cocktail when he drinks spirits (not too often), a solid, reliable drink that's difficult to screw up

3. Negroni, also a gin drink, pure slut mode, every time Owen orders it Curt knows he's about to get felt up in a dark alley

And post-fall:

1. Fuck it he'll drink VODKA brand vodka from the new democratic republics of old socialist prussian sloviskia, he'll drink paint thinner, he doesn't gaf anymore

[seracadash]

Puns usually dont do anything to me but i find people explaining puns the funniest shit ever. So you can imagine how much I laughed in Starkid's Ani