*Slides into your inbox yet again because it's 5am and I have more BladeStaticTune things to ask*
Sooooo
You've seen some Stat1c stuff—he is Static's counterpart that's basically the opposite of him (lively, playful, VIOLENT, flirty, E V I L [yet also maybe caring? Perhaps?])—So you do know about him!
How do you think Jigsaw and Ktna would react if they met him—like, if he decided to take over Static's body one day without warning? What would their opinions be on him? (and maybe perhaps Stat1c's weird one-sided "bromance" with essentially himself-but-not? Because this man isn't exactly hiding it— /silly)
Like, they just meet who they at first assume is Static only to realize whatever is controlling his body isn't him—but it's also him, in a way? Either way, it's just an evil little fella who is very much not their usual assistant.
I can imagine the interaction ends with Stat1c tied to a chair until he becomes Static again because they got tired of dealing with Stat1c's bs /silly
—Def Not Wallie Trust (It Is)
They'd fr be thinking Mr. Static is just up to something and doesn't question it at all, not wanting to pry too much into his business- then when the bullshit happens....
I LOWKEY THINK THEY'D BE NONCHALANT AF LMAOOOOO hell- How would Mr. Stat1c himself react to their bullshit too? Just imagining Jigsaw Going-
"Ah, ah ah! Where do you think YOU'RE going, my dear?! Quick, take this bag of frozen romaine lettuce! You will help me recreate foot steps in the snow for this audiodrama. Right. Now."
Then que KTNA eventually also swirling her convetible straight into Mr. Stat1c to throw him into the passenger seats, kidnapping him and going-
"GET THE FUCK IN, WE'RE SMUGGLING CRACK IN MY TITS ACROSS THE BOARDER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!"
