#mr static

[i-will-eat-your-dry-wall]

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Omg guys he's not naked anymore

Holy shit the boy has clothes???

Also, can you tell his main color is green? Is the 500 shades of green on him enough???

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[quan-jigsawfm]

You'll never guess who needs ideas for it's yumeship

Anyways uhhh—

What nicknames do you think Jigsaw and Ktna would have for Mr. Static, if any?

One I thought Ktna would call him already is “Cockroach” or “Bug” because of his antennas resembling those of an insect

—Def Not Wallie Trust (it's Wallie)

(I got nervous and yassified my ask again LMAO :'D)

Since Static's big ass bowtie and vest looks like butterfly wings- Jigsaw would call him butterfly sometimes,💖

Cockroach and Bug are 100% KTNA nicknames LMAO. There's also Cyclops maybe bc he has one eye. Cloverbox maybe bc the bowtie and vest might remind her of clovers.

[hitman-incs-most-hated]

“UH-OH! S0ME1 GOT A V1RUS!”

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“Whoopsie daisy! Seems Static's gonna be out for a bit to reboot! How S@d—ugh, even my system is buggin'..”

“ANYWAYS! Hiya, I'm Stat1c, your new favorite host O' this blog! Well, just for a few days while Static takes time to reboot and clear his systems!”

“I'll let out lovely lil' mod speak below the cut!”

“WATCH WHAT YOU TELL THEM ABOUT ME THIS TIME, WALLIE.”

I—ahem..

Same rules as usual! This, uhm, event will last around 4-5 days, maybe longer if Static's recovery ends up taking longer than expected.

I would make a quick about/backstory section for Stat1c but you know a lot about him already!

And I feel like if I do he won't be very happy with me...

[captiont0kkigx]

[averey-static-ent-brand-lackey]

Sooo i have been developing characters and oc’s alot this is one i’m actually really proud of  Mr. static is his name and selling tv’s and driving you mad is his game

[i-will-eat-your-dry-wall]

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HUZZAH I FINISHED HUMAN AU STUFFF

Family photo (plus a follow up doodle)

The Kids' full designs! gunshow + Astrid just chillin there

And my human Gunshow designs :3!

Jigsaw and Ktna belong to @quanblovk/@quan-jigsawfm!

Okay it's 3am I'm tired and in pain (been shrimp postured for too long)

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[i-will-eat-your-dry-wall]

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More Astrid—but this time he's a little baby :3

Jigsaw and Ktna belong to @quanblovk/@quan-jigsawfm!

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[i-will-eat-your-dry-wall]

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The BladeStaticTune baby is here GUYSSSS

Meet Astrid/Mr. Songbird, owner of the Songbird FM radio show! The son of Static, Ktna, and Jigsaw!

He's a fairly mischievous person who is usually plotting things, he sometimes likes to go hijack a certain family member's television broadcast to go to either his or his mother's radio show to talk smack about the lanky television man! (Much to Jigsaw's approval)

He is very skilled in combat since he's been trained by both Static and Ktna to know self defense!

Static had created him out of spare parts and an old radio—the top part had been broken so Static made it into a screen, and since the large crack looked like some sort of bird beak he turned it into part of the design.

Ktna was very anxious about a baby being created as she didn't want to accidentally hurt it—but Astrid was made out of mostly metal and they all made sure she had some sort of claw caps on when holding him (or at least something to cover them like a thick blanket; but she still would barely move an inch the first few times she held him)

Ktna did not hold the baby until almost six months into his childhood. She didn't want to drop or scratch him so she just stood around anxiously and avoided holding him by constantly being "busy" (she scrambled off and hid with a flimsy excuse)

Astrid usually hovers around Jigsaw a lot. He loves having tea parties with her and loves dressing up in fancy outfits to go to them (dresses, suits, whatever he feels like)

He loves training with Ktna and Static—he still tries to beat them in combat but it's a lost cause (even though Ktna likes to remark he should at least be able to beat his dad by now—much to Static's faux annoyance)

He was homeschooled and taught by Static mostly! (Static being one of the one's hardest to guilt trip out of class, plus he's a very good teacher)

That's all the facts I can think about him :3!

Jigsaw and Ktna belong to @quanblovk/@quan-jigsawfm!

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