#stat1c

[i-will-eat-your-dry-wall]

“Returning” A Static and Stat1c Comic pt. 1

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Jigsaw and Ktna belong to @quanblovk/@quan-jigsawfm

This is based off THIS post by Quan from an ask I made along with me and Quan just yapping about this scenario!

Its only a two parter because I thought it would be funny lmao :3

Also I know the second to last frame looks bad I zoned out really hard while drawing LOL

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[hitman-incs-most-hated]

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“You're a sick fuck, y'know that?”

“It's what I was programmed to be.”

“You weren't programmed to fuck with my head. You WEREN'T programmed to mock and torture me, to make me feel this SMALL!”

“I was doing my job for most of it, something you never had the fucking GUTS to do!”

“I HATE YOU. You—YOU KILLED MY WIFE, YOU—”

“She CHEATED ON YOU! YOU WERE UNABLE TO SATISFY HER LIKE SHE SELFISHLY WANTED! You wanted her dead! She took everything from you! SHE WAS NEVER YOUR WIFE, SHE WAS SOME FAKER WHO HURT YOU FOR FUN!”

“... I still hate you.”

“Hate me all you want, I'm still part of you. And I will still watch out for you if you decide to fuck up again—I am still programmed to care for you.”

“Hitman Inc. got rid of that, you're supposed to kill me.”

“Let's play pretend, then?”

“...Fuck you.”

“D'aww, I love you too!~♡”

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[i-will-eat-your-dry-wall]

“Returning” A Static and Stat1c Comic pt. 2

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Ktna and Jigsaw belong to @quanblovk/@quan-jigsawfm!

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[i-will-eat-your-dry-wall]

Stat1c Aesthetic Board

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[hitman-incs-most-hated]

“UH-OH! S0ME1 GOT A V1RUS!”

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“Whoopsie daisy! Seems Static's gonna be out for a bit to reboot! How S@d—ugh, even my system is buggin'..”

“ANYWAYS! Hiya, I'm Stat1c, your new favorite host O' this blog! Well, just for a few days while Static takes time to reboot and clear his systems!”

“I'll let out lovely lil' mod speak below the cut!”

“WATCH WHAT YOU TELL THEM ABOUT ME THIS TIME, WALLIE.”

I—ahem..

Same rules as usual! This, uhm, event will last around 4-5 days, maybe longer if Static's recovery ends up taking longer than expected.

I would make a quick about/backstory section for Stat1c but you know a lot about him already!

And I feel like if I do he won't be very happy with me...

[i-will-eat-your-dry-wall]

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Hehe, Staticcest angst .... Hehehehehe♡

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[hitman-incs-most-hated]

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“I m1ssed being fr33—it's so nice to have a body again!”

“I love how... warm it is, not cold like I usually am. The feeling of my heartbeat against my ribcage is so amazing, I love feeling all the innerworkings of this body so much!”

“Or, w3ll, what's left 0f th1s b0dy.”

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[ithisatanytime]

(stat1c)