#mr-once-ler

[blue-batty-coco]

Miss C, are you still happy under my employment?

yes, why you ask?

[changedmanonceler-blog]

Well, hello there. Are you perchance a ler?

Hello there yourself. I am a ler. Would I be wrong in asking you the same question?

[entr-acte-broadway-blog]

*knocks on door*

Hmm?

*wanders over to the door*

Who is it? I wasn’t expecting any--

*pauses when he pulls the door open; suddenly grins and pulls the man into a tight hug*

Hey there! It’s been so long! How have you been?

O-Oh, geeze. S-sorry. I shouldn’t..

*laughs bashfully and moves aside to allow the man inside*

Please, come in.

[shialabeouf-ler-blog]

☄ I just did it.

I;M TE LLIGN MY MO ,M

[thespian-ler]

☄

no

[muleler]

Hey, how bad can humans be? So, you were at Pleasure Island then?

I just said I wasn’t. And it’s not like Pleasure Island is real, anyway.

Also.. humans are really bad. Or, so I’ve been told. They kill their planet, they kill each other, they’re selfish, and greedy, and--

You get my point. But, thankfully, humans aren’t around anymore.

[muleler]

Hey, kiddo. Did you get caught up in the circus with Pinocchio? Looks like you got out just in time!

Pinnochio? Look, I think you’re a little mixed up, buddy. That’s not how the story went. Pleasure Island was turning all the little colts into human boys. You know? Because humans are monsters?

[minionler]

Are you thinking about drinking young man?

I’M NOT OL---

Oh.Well kind of.